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#181334 - 08/18/08 03:54 PM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: Denise]
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Loc: Ca., Id, Wa., Or. or somewhere...
Don't sit too comfortably.... Muhahhahahahahha!!!!!!!! [he says with an evil laugh...]
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#181658 - 08/20/08 01:34 PM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: Neil D]
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Seriously, i am worried. Where is he? Is he okay?
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#181659 - 08/20/08 01:41 PM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: truthseeker007]
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Yes, he's OK, Truthseeker. He'll rejoin us in about about 10 days.

Pray for him as I am sure he's praying for you. Thank you!
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#181663 - 08/20/08 03:42 PM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: John317]
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TEN MORE DAYS!?!?!?!?

(sigh) I miss him....... bigsigh




Neil, we need another installment to the story....
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#181675 - 08/21/08 12:37 AM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: Neil D]
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Loc: Ca., Id, Wa., Or. or somewhere...
[On Cue: "Curiousity Music from "Dragnet"]

This ...is the freeway- California Interstate 405

On Saturday, August 2, 2008, a clubAdventist member was pulled over for a broken tail light by a CHP k-9 unit. Upon investigation of the vehicle and it's occupant, the officer found a man, dressed in a moonie [or KKK] white gown with partial make up . The K-9 unit administer make-up removal [free of charge]. Subsequent investigation showed a couple of 'missing persons' reports filed by his wife and by the members of said clubAdventist and a report by the HomeLand Security as "a Person of interest".

My name is Sargent Friday. This is my partner, Wednesday.

[Major cue in music from "Dragnet", major theme- Dunt da daaa Dunt da da daaa..]

Friday: We were called in to investigate the charges of the 'impersonating a KKK or Moonie" when we interviewed The Perp.

Wednesday: Do you always dress this way, Mr. Redwood?

Redwood: Honest, guys..I just wanted to get rid of some flowers and uh, thought I could spread some uh, happiness. [last part said with a cringe in voice]

Friday: Why are you wanting to spread 'happiness', Mr. Redwood?

Redwood: Uh, uh,..um...there's a lot of UN-happiness in the world???

Wednesday : Seems a bit fishy to me.

Friday: Me too. What's the deal with your friends and family filing this "missing person's report" on you, Mr. Redwood?

Redwood: I'm a well liked and well loved individual, sirs. Um, Can I go now?

Friday and Wednesday together: NO!
Wednesday: You have to go thru Homeland Security interrogation maze.....Ha! You will be lucky to get out in 10 days at best!


[Cut to members of Club Adventist]: 10 DAYS!!!!!!!!!

Dennise: Why that's terrible! Redwood won't be able to play with any kittys...That's outright criminal behavior on our goverment's part.

Olger: Aaahh, it'll be ok....He'll survive...

John317: I don't know about that for sure. It might be that not being able to pet a kitty or an adult cat could be hazardous to one's health....especially for 10 full days!!!
That certainly ranks as torture, in MY HUMBLE opinion.

Shane: I don't see a conspiracy here...

Nan: I think that there is a study out in one of the medical journals that state that Cats, well kittens, are a comforting feature in daily life and that one need to pet one on a yearly basis.

Bravus: but if you rank it by medals per head of population, Australia is miles ahead! Uh, what a minute...I think this is the wrong thread. Oyi, Did I miss speak? My Bad....

Aldona: Well, I think I read that same article....

Olger: What about lizards? Or alligators...?

Nan and Aldona: No, no...lizards and/or alligators are not comforting...

Liz: [heavy sigh] 10 more days.....





Edited by Neil D (08/21/08 12:47 AM)
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#181688 - 08/21/08 03:31 AM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: Neil D]
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Olger reminds Neil that we ain't got no CHiPs in Ohio. Then olger signs off.

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#181801 - 08/21/08 10:30 PM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: olger]
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Of course i ll pray for Redwood. I am so glad there are at least a few people i can share my faith with. Christ is everything to me, number one. I hate sin but i have learned something. An African cannot change his own skin colour. I cannot change my own fallen nature. For years i have listened to voices telling me i don t deserve it to be saved, i have sinned to much etc. Those voices are right, naturally i am a killer, rapist, liar, power-loving and selfish. But i am not ashamed for it anymore. It was never my choice to be born sinfully. So i ll admit, yes i am a rapist, murderer, money-loving selfish bastard. I hate that part inside of me, but i have found God. He will overshadow my sinfull nature in this life, he will help me with everything. Very, very soon i am going to get baptised. I know somebody who went through the same things like me, i want to do something for the Lord, but i cannot do this on my own. I want to rewrite human history from the days of Adam and Eve, till present and future. Using only the best scientific sources of Archeology, zoology, international political movements, factual info about secret societies etc. I want to lay bare the sins of Babylon as totally as possible. Please pray i will succeed. I cannot do this on my own, only God can work through me and achieve such a tremendous task. The glory is all for God. I want to go home. I am so sick of this life and this world. I want to sleep at the feet of our Lord Jesus Christ, walk with him for ever and ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyGP6q_ZacA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyGP6q_ZacA
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#181829 - 08/22/08 06:30 AM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: truthseeker007]
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I can relate to what you say, Truthseeker...there is just one problem.....and I dont want to tell you what it is.... reyes

The reason is that once I do tell you, you will be sorely offended...So, I will give you a hint as to the problem and let you take credit for finding it out.

The hint is in your own post. It is a word that is pretty much the subject of your post. It obscures the object of your post, which I am not sure if it is Redwood [who seems to vanish after the 3rd sentence] or Jesus [which you are pointedly saying that you want to do something for him. And I will emphazise most emphatically, unless you do something about the subjet of your post, you will NEVER achieve your goals....But, if you do find the problem, and deal with it, the rewards are truely out of this world, and even better than winning the Lottery for God.
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#181834 - 08/22/08 07:06 AM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: Neil D]
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Olger reminds Neil that we ain't got no CHiPs in Ohio. Then olger signs off.


So what do you eat with your SaLsA? bwink
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#181835 - 08/22/08 07:18 AM Re: Where's Redwood? [Re: Bravus]
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Ohio is such a lawless country anyways...it's no wonder the salsa is lonely....looking for a food item...

My question is why is lawlessness in Ohio have to do with Redwood being in California?


Edited by Neil D (08/22/08 07:19 AM)
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