I think there are just a few days left.. Redwood is loved by many...

Thank goodness....and yes, he is.

[organ drama music]

As we come to our entrepid protagonist, we see him driving in his car, taking off his make-up to look like a bald moonie.

As he drives on I-405 toward his home, he glances in the mirror to see red/blue lights blinking...

Redwood- Oh veggie horse patties! What do they want NOW????

Officer- [coming up with mirror sunglasses] Sir, I noticed that you have a taillight out. I have to write you up for a broken tail light.

Redwood- Sure, Officer. I got that at the San Franscisco International Airport.

Officer- and how did that happen sir?

Redwood [quickly running thru several scenerios]- er, uh, I don't know officer.

Officer- Sir, I notice that you are dressed in a white gown. Are you affliated with the local Klu Klux Klan?

Redwood- Really?? Oh, didn't know that they were still alive and thriving.

Officer- What about the local moonies, sir? Are you affliated with the local moonies?

Redwood- Well, no...

Officer- Did you know that it was crimminally wrong to impersonate a moonie or a KKK member in full dress up gear?

Redwood- {sensing danger} Uh, nooo....

Officer- Sir, I am going to have to ask you to step out of your car. Yes,sir, that's right...please move to the back of your vehicle...where my camera is....

Redwood- Uh, what's this about, officer?

Officer- Uh, nothing sir. Just wanted everyone at home to see you, Mr. Redwood sir.

Redwood- "Everyone at home?" What are you talking about officer.

Officer- Your wife filed a missing persons report. And we are filming you and sending it to your home computer. Apparently some people from one of your church division...I think they are from some club, were worried about you. They also filed a missing person's report. We are now video taping you, in your "church clothes", to your friends and family that miss you to show that you are alive and well.

Redwood- oh,...

Olger {from PA system in the Officer's car] Nice get up Redwood. Where did you get the threads, man?

As we leave our protangonist, we hear him say-

Redwood- Why me????

Yeah...Redwood is only one here that's got my back (he says while pulling the daggers out).

As we see our friendly protagonist getting the customary pat-down by the state patrol and experiencing a great big dose of humility, padamonium is breaking out over the Town Forum as news of Redwood's being lost and now found is spread about...

Jeannie: Hey, guys...let's throw an internet party for Redwood!

Olger: Oh, you mean like a virtual party???

Stan: That can be arranged. We can make a forum, like maybe a big hall, to hold the party...

Neil: You mean like a "Town Hall" Stan?

Stan: Yeah, that's it...

Amelia: We have one of those, Boss...

Stan: We do?

Amelia: yeah. It's called "Townhall"...

Stan: But we can create a forum within Townhall and call it "Redwood's return"...right? Only let's make it LIVE!

Jeannie: That sounds cool.

Bravus: Oyi..It sounds like this could be a multi-national event!

Amelia: Boss, we have one of those as well...

Stan: We do??? Where?

Amelia: It's called "The shout Box", Boss....

Stan: Oooh....But it will be Cuil, right?

Neil, Amelia, Jeannie: Right!!! That's it. Cool!

Shane: Hey, I want to be a part of this too....

As we leave the clubAdventist members to plot thier friend's party, we find that Redwood is getting the customary pat-down by the police dog....licking the make-up off Redwoods face...

Redwood: Oh, this is SSSOOOOO embarrassing.....

Uh oh.... is the police dog going to sniff poppy residue??? Is the police dog going to alert that there are drugs in the area??? Is poppy residue one of those drugs that alerts police-type dogs??

Maybe it's puppy residue not poppies?

eeww...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................[Neil muses this over to see if there is anyway he can fit it into the next scenerio]

I really am enjoying this story, with the characters in there! I am just sitting behind the scenes enjoying this! :)