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#184689 - 09/10/08 05:15 AM Re: Lap Sitting [Re: Redwood]
Neil D Today, I ain't for sale. Check back tomorrow. Registered: 08/10/00 Posts: 13664 Loc: Ca., Id, Wa., Or. or somewhere...	Originally Posted By: Redwood Neil says ... Quote: And I don't intend that anything else is going to occur.....However, If I suddenly get up and walk away, you may be assured that the lap session is over..... Red says .... How long ARE you 'lap sessions' Neil? Is there a 'sitting fee'? Sorry, I don't do lap sessions for men...only boys and even then, under 7 years of age and under the condition that he is giving "pride and pleasure". "Pride and pleasure" are sessions when the child is asking questions, times when he wants a story, times when he just wants to be held, and most of all, times when he just shuts up! I don't count sleeping as "Pride and pleasure" because this type of session is clearly out of the child's control. As for lap sessions for girls...see lap sessions for boys... As for lap sessions for women, welllllllll....only single women need apply and any negotiations will always take place before the lap session and time is always under negotiation. Fees are discussed during the negotiation process... _________________________ Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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#184693 - 09/10/08 05:25 AM Re: Lap Sitting [Re: Neil D]
Liz Registered: 04/19/05 Posts: 771 Loc: Texas	Originally Posted By: Neil D Fees are discussed during the negotiation process... Who is paying whom??? Is your lap that good? Is it worth it? _________________________ For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26
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#184708 - 09/10/08 06:25 AM Re: Lap Sitting [Re: Liz]
Neil D Today, I ain't for sale. Check back tomorrow. Registered: 08/10/00 Posts: 13664 Loc: Ca., Id, Wa., Or. or somewhere...	Originally Posted By: Liz Originally Posted By: Neil D Fees are discussed during the negotiation process... Who is paying whom??? Is your lap that good? Is it worth it? .....and how curious are you???? And I use it all the time...and I can assure you, I never get something that is not worth it.... _________________________ Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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#184710 - 09/10/08 06:29 AM Re: Lap Sitting [Re: Neil D]
John317 Registered: 11/13/05 Posts: 10829 Loc: CA	My ears-- I mean my eyes-- are beginning to feel hot here for some reason. Is it just my imagination? _________________________ Turning and turning in the widening gyre/ The falcon cannot hear the falconer;/ things fall apart; the center cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world... Surely some revelation is at hand;/Surely the Second Coming is at hand. W.B. Yeats
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#184721 - 09/10/08 07:02 AM Re: Lap Sitting [Re: John317]
Liz Registered: 04/19/05 Posts: 771 Loc: Texas	Originally Posted By: John317 My ears-- I mean my eyes-- are beginning to feel hot here for some reason. Is it just my imagination? Is it just your imagination? Probably. Most men think they got something special, but after all is said and done it is just a lap. _________________________ For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26
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#184724 - 09/10/08 07:31 AM Re: Lap Sitting [Re: Liz]
John317 Registered: 11/13/05 Posts: 10829 Loc: CA	Yeah I know. Funny how that works. But it helps to make them think it's special anyhow. _________________________ Turning and turning in the widening gyre/ The falcon cannot hear the falconer;/ things fall apart; the center cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world... Surely some revelation is at hand;/Surely the Second Coming is at hand. W.B. Yeats
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#184733 - 09/10/08 07:54 AM Re: Lap Sitting [Re: Liz]
Neil D Today, I ain't for sale. Check back tomorrow. Registered: 08/10/00 Posts: 13664 Loc: Ca., Id, Wa., Or. or somewhere...	Quote: Is it just your imagination? Probably. Most men think they got something special, but after all is said and done it is just a lap. AWWWWWwwwww....Lead a guy on, will you??? _________________________ Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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