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1. Satire:Chuck Norris converts to Adventism, turns world vegetarian

   By news, April 12, 2016
   • 1 reply
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   • phkrause
   • April 13, 2016

2. Satire:Obama nominates Adventist Senate Chaplain Barry Black to Supreme Court

   By news, February 17, 2016
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   • 1.1k views
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   • news
   • February 17, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist churches across America schedule Comey hearings to boost attendance

   By news, June 8, 2017
   • 0 replies
   • 882 views
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   • news
   • June 8, 2017

4. Satire:Vatican to canonize Ellen White

   By news, April 28, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 835 views
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • April 30, 2016

5. Satire:Adventist evangelists ordered to stop using revolving doors to boost baptismal tallies

   By news, October 11, 2016
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   • 829 views
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   • news
   • October 11, 2016

6. Satire:FDA recommends haystacks as “most balanced meal in America”

   By news, March 2, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 792 views
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   • news
   • March 2, 2016

7. Satire:Adventist Church claims Ellen White was “Original Wonder Woman”

   By news, June 5, 2017
   • 2 replies
   • 774 views
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   • aka
   • June 8, 2017

8. Satire:Philippine President Duterte’s Seventh-day Adventist membership application in character review process

   By news, May 22, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 762 views
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   • news
   • May 22, 2016

9. Satire:Trump “covfefe” tweet reveals his nickname for Ben Carson

   By news, May 31, 2017
   • 1 reply
   • 748 views
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   • phkrause
   • June 1, 2017

10. Satire:Loma Linda promotes food pyramid made up entirely of Big Franks

    By news, May 3, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 746 views
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    • news
    • May 3, 2017

11. Satire:GC hires Chuck Norris to enforce “Unity” document

    By news, May 18, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 719 views
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    • news
    • May 18, 2017

12. Satire:Pacquiao assumes presidency of Adventist University of the Philippines

    By news, March 17, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 718 views
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    • news
    • March 17, 2016

13. Satire:Merriam-Webster’s defines “haystacks” as “Adventist crack”

    By news, April 25, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 715 views
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    • news
    • April 25, 2017

14. Satire:Alicia Johnston to keynote GC-organized conference on human sexuality

    By news, April 28, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 715 views
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    • news
    • April 28, 2017

15. Satire:Adventists offer #nuggsforCarter kid lifetime of FriChik to become vegetarian

    By news, May 10, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 707 views
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    • news
    • May 10, 2017

16. Satire:GC organizes mandatory Unity Lock-in for rebel union leaders

    By news, April 24, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 705 views
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    • news
    • April 24, 2017

17. Satire:Property Brothers sell Elmshaven

    By news, May 5, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 703 views
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    • phkrause
    • May 5, 2017

18. Satire:Pathfinders launch Pokémon GO honor, double membership

    By news, July 13, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 702 views
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    • news
    • July 13, 2016

19. Satire:James Comey accepts job as head of Walla Walla campus security

    By news, May 24, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 700 views
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    • news
    • May 24, 2017

20. Satire:Dwight Nelson declared missing person, last seen playing Pokémon GO

    By news, July 20, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 697 views
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    • Gregory Matthews
    • July 21, 2016

21. Satire:Ted Wilson expresses special affection for “brilliantly named” Trans-European Division (TED)

    By news, May 1, 2017
    • 0 replies
    • 696 views
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    • news
    • May 1, 2017

22. Satire:Adventist colleges apologize for being located so far from anything cool

    By news, June 2, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 695 views
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    • phkrause
    • June 8, 2017

23. Satire:Trump blames his awkward dance moves on Adventist dance instructor

    By news, May 21, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 692 views
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    • phkrause
    • May 30, 2017

24. Satire:“Let It Go” chosen as Adventist coffee-quitting anthem

    By news, May 16, 2017
    • 3 replies
    • 690 views
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    • aka
    • May 17, 2017

25. Satire:Adventists launch caffeine-free COFEFE

    By news, June 4, 2017
    • 1 reply
    • 682 views
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    • phkrause
    • June 8, 2017