Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Argentine port authorities bust Adventists for smuggling veggie meat into “steak capital”

   By news, September 23, 2016
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   • September 23, 2016

2. Satire:Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism

   By news, September 22, 2016
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   • September 22, 2016

3. Satire:The General Conference promises your guardian angel will watch this film with you

   By news, September 21, 2016
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   • September 21, 2016

4. Satire:Heels banned in church for preventing Adventists from walking softly in the sanctuary

   By news, September 26, 2016
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   • September 26, 2016

5. Satire:Adventist man reported missing found in church committee meeting

   By news, September 28, 2016
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   • September 28, 2016

6. Satire:General Conference SWAT teams raid offices of women-ordaining unions

   By news, September 30, 2016
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   • September 30, 2016

7. Satire:GC’s Annual Council sets Guiness World Record for Biggest Vegetarian Sausage Fest

   By news, October 3, 2016
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   • October 3, 2016

8. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: Adventist food quirks

   By news, October 4, 2016
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   • October 4, 2016

9. Satire:Mel Gibson awarded honorary Adventist membership for directing ‘Hacksaw Ridge’

   By news, October 5, 2016
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   • October 5, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist Annual Council recognizes Spectrum Magazine for “fair and unbiased reporting”

    By news, October 6, 2016
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    • October 6, 2016

11. Satire:Email blast begs members not to encourage preacher to take his time

    By news, October 7, 2016
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    • October 7, 2016

12. Satire:General Conference Executive Committee sits for crown fitting

    By news, October 9, 2016
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    • October 9, 2016

13. Satire:Confused Annual Council leaders Google “What is gender equality?”

    By news, October 10, 2016
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    • October 10, 2016

14. Satire:“United in Sexism” slogan approved by massive majority at Annual Council

    By news, October 12, 2016
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    • October 12, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist evangelists ordered to stop using revolving doors to boost baptismal tallies

    By news, October 11, 2016
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    • October 11, 2016

16. Satire:Ben Carson banned from Adventist locker rooms after defending Trump’s lewdness

    By news, October 12, 2016
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    • October 12, 2016

17. Satire:AV booth newbie hospitalized after pastor’s Sabbath death glare

    By news, October 16, 2016
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    • October 16, 2016

18. Satire:OBG – SLIDESHOW: Awkward Adventist moments

    By news, October 19, 2016
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    • October 19, 2016

19. Satire:Ted Wilson: “I seriously regret encouraging TMI”

    By news, October 20, 2016
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    • October 20, 2016

20. Satire:Pathfinders taught to light campfires with a Samsung Note 7

    By news, October 21, 2016
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    • October 21, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist author receives prize for inventing 99% of modern Illuminati conspiracy theories

    By news, October 28, 2016
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    • October 28, 2016

22. Satire:Adventists declare war on Halloween, give carob to trick-or-treaters

    By news, October 31, 2016
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    • October 31, 2016

23. Satire:Tyler Perry’s Madea to speak at Oakwood Women’s Ordination rally

    By news, November 1, 2016
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    • November 1, 2016

24. Satire:GC not ready to recognize a woman as United States president

    By news, November 2, 2016
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    • November 2, 2016

25. Satire:Wearing Adventist T-shirts drastically improves your odds of a Vespers Date

    By news, November 3, 2016
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    • November 3, 2016