Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

   By news, April 3, 2017
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   • news
   • April 3, 2017

2. Satire:Ted Wilson: “I seriously regret encouraging TMI”

   By news, October 20, 2016
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   • October 20, 2016

3. Satire:Doug Batchelor wins Spectrum Magazine’s Adventist of the Year award

   By news, December 27, 2016
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   • December 27, 2016

4. Satire:Adventist home from college absolutely sick of the gift of singleness

   By news, December 21, 2016
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   • December 21, 2016

5. Satire:Southern’s Daniel and Revelation scholars say Falcons Super Bowl win is prophesied

   By news, February 6, 2017
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   • February 6, 2017

6. Satire:Tom Brady’s lost Super Bowl jersey found at Adventist thrift store

   By news, February 22, 2017
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   • February 22, 2017

7. Satire:Adventist chart wins Guinness World Record for “Most Confusing Illustration”

   By news, May 16, 2016
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   • May 16, 2016

8. Satire:Adventist caught vacuuming after Friday sunset

   By news, July 30, 2016
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   • Aliensanctuary
   • August 1, 2016

9. Satire:Pathfinder marching honor eliminated for promoting dancing

   By news, February 16, 2017
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   • February 16, 2017

10. Satire:Batchelor v Nelson Preach-Off scheduled for Batman v Superman opening night

    By news, March 24, 2016
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    • news
    • March 24, 2016

11. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: Adventist Status Symbols

    By news, May 11, 2016
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    • Nan
    • May 12, 2016

12. Satire:Pope donates blood to Adventist Global Youth Day blood drive

    By news, March 19, 2017
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    • March 19, 2017

13. Satire:“Potluck Globe” to feature on all Adventist materials

    By news, April 12, 2017
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    • April 12, 2017

14. Satire:Starbucks founder hears Adventist health message, says chain will go completely decaf

    By news, January 25, 2017
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    • news
    • January 25, 2017

15. Satire:Sabbath watches at average Adventist church contain “enough gold for calf statue”

    By news, February 4, 2016
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    • news
    • February 4, 2016

16. Satire:Beyoncé to make sugar-free Lemonade on 3ABN

    By news, April 25, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • April 26, 2016

17. Satire:OBG – SLIDE SHOW: Great moments with Pathfinders

    By news, August 1, 2016
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    • news
    • August 1, 2016

18. Satire:Adventist grandma arrested for “graffiti evangelism”

    By news, September 19, 2016
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    • September 19, 2016

19. Satire:Adventist rushed to hospital with plank in eye

    By news, December 15, 2016
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    • December 15, 2016

20. Satire:“In Conclusion” rated most powerful sermons words in Adventism

    By news, March 22, 2016
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    • March 22, 2016

21. Satire:Majority of Adventists disagree with Jesus’ stance on eating fish

    By news, March 29, 2016
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    • JoeMo
    • March 29, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist with zero spiritual gifts banished to potluck dishwashing duty

    By news, June 18, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • June 19, 2016

23. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

    By news, January 5, 2017
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    • January 5, 2017

24. Satire:Adventist Church buys Roma, changes name to ‘Silver Spring’

    By news, April 4, 2017
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    • news
    • April 4, 2017

25. Satire:Students protest as PUC fires faculty, hires robots

    By news, May 5, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • May 6, 2016