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1. Satire:Adventist fellowship halls screen Hacksaw Ridge to keep members from theaters

   By news, November 4, 2016
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2. Satire:Wilson and Jackson declare ceasefire, go see Hacksaw Ridge together

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3. Satire:Adventist fellowship halls screen Hacksaw Ridge to keep members from theaters

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4. Satire:GC Executive Committee adds itself to US presidential ballot

   By news, November 7, 2016
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5. Satire:NAD leadership pulled over for speeding north

   By news, November 9, 2016
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6. Satire:New White House pet is lamb-like beast

   By news, November 9, 2016
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7. Satire:New White House pet is lamblike beast

   By news, November 9, 2016
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8. Satire:Number of Adventists in Canada triples after US election

   By news, November 10, 2016
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9. Satire:Adventists prohibited from dating within home churches

   By news, November 28, 2016
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   • November 28, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist dad forgets all about Desmond Doss when daughter gets boyfriend

    By news, November 29, 2016
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11. Satire:Adventist teen prays for boyfriend before the Second Coming

    By news, November 30, 2016
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12. Satire:Dorcas centers filled to brim with Clinton/Kaine swag

    By news, December 1, 2016
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13. Satire:Dorcas centers filled to brim with Clinton/Kaine swag

    By news, December 1, 2016
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14. Satire:Walking Dead series canceled after producers hear Adventist State of the Dead sermon

    By news, December 2, 2016
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    • December 2, 2016

15. Satire:Gordon Ramsay signs up for “Heaven’s Kitchen” Adventist potluck series

    By news, December 6, 2016
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16. Satire:Trump: Mexico’s University of Montemorelos stealing Adventist students from US

    By news, December 5, 2016
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17. Satire:Gordon Ramsay signs up for “Heaven’s Kitchen” Adventist potluck series

    By news, December 6, 2016
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18. Satire:Netflix picks up “The Record Keeper”

    By news, December 8, 2016
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19. Satire:La Sierra theology major feels called to ask out hottest nursing major

    By news, December 11, 2016
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    • December 11, 2016

20. Satire:Adventist posting Ellen White quotes on Facebook exempts herself from witnessing

    By news, December 13, 2016
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    • December 13, 2016

21. Satire:Adventists claim Promised Land was flowing with (soya) milk and honey

    By news, December 14, 2016
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22. Satire:Adventists claim Promised Land was flowing with (soy) milk and honey

    By news, December 14, 2016
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23. Satire:Adventist rushed to hospital with plank in eye

    By news, December 15, 2016
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24. Satire:Literalist Adventist clad in full armor of God not wearing pants

    By news, December 16, 2016
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25. Satire:Doug Batchelor wins Spectrum Magazine’s Adventist of the Year award

    By news, December 27, 2016
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