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1. Satire:Dwight Nelson: “8th thing God hates is carob”

   By news, December 17, 2016
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2. Satire:GC bans Genesis Creation account for excessive nudity

   By news, December 18, 2016
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   • December 18, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house

   By news, December 20, 2016
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   • December 20, 2016

4. Satire:dc Talk to play at GC 2016

   By news, December 19, 2016
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5. Satire:dc Talk to play at GYC 2016

   By news, December 19, 2016
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6. Satire:Adventist home from college absolutely sick of the gift of singleness

   By news, December 21, 2016
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   • December 21, 2016

7. Satire:Adventist 100-year-old from Loma Linda cast in Expendables 4

   By news, December 22, 2016
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   • December 22, 2016

8. Satire:Report: Adventist homes dirtier in winter due to early Friday sunset

   By news, December 23, 2016
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   • December 23, 2016

9. Satire:Adventist 30 lbs heavier since Thanksgiving decision to let go and let God

   By news, December 24, 2016
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   • December 24, 2016

10. Satire:Adventists banned from telling kids about Santa because he “levitates”

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11. Satire:Adventist Book Centers offer “spirits” to boost holiday sales

    By news, December 28, 2016
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12. Satire:Report: Thorn in Paul’s flesh revealed to be haystacks addiction

    By news, December 29, 2016
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13. Satire:Lane converts Rory to Adventism in next Gilmore Girls reboot

    By news, December 30, 2016
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14. Satire:Adventists welcome 2017 with Martinelli’s hangovers

    By news, January 1, 2017
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    • January 1, 2017

15. Satire:Schwarzenegger’s ‘New Celebrity Apprentice’ features contest to double La Sierra enrollment

    By news, January 2, 2017
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    • January 2, 2017

16. Satire:Lindsay Lohan finds Mean Girls 2 inspiration from Adventist Church cliques

    By news, January 3, 2017
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    • January 3, 2017

17. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

    By news, January 5, 2017
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    • January 5, 2017

18. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

    By news, January 5, 2017
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19. Satire:Adventist Church sets skirt length requirements

    By news, January 6, 2017
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    • January 6, 2017

20. Satire:Live alligator found in Forest Lake Seventh-day Adventist Church baptismal pool

    By news, January 7, 2017
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    • January 7, 2017

21. Satire:Adventist Church closes after pastor advocates fasting from Krispy Kreme

    By news, January 8, 2017
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    • January 8, 2017

22. Satire:GC makes “Wade in the Water” official Adventist theme song to end Sabbath swimming

    By news, January 9, 2017
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    • January 9, 2017

23. Satire:Adventists trace roots directly to famous Pharisee

    By news, January 12, 2017
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24. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

    By news, January 15, 2017
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    • January 15, 2017

25. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

    By news, January 15, 2017
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