Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Black Sabbath members visit Adventist Church, change name to Happy Sabbath

   By news, January 17, 2017
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2. Satire:GC productivity plummets amidst massive infighting over Executive Servant Leader title

   By news, January 17, 2017
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3. Satire:Report: Fights over potluck remnants threaten to fracture Remnant

   By news, January 19, 2017
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   • January 19, 2017

4. Satire:Southern closes after dining hall accidentally serves bacon instead of stripples

   By news, January 23, 2017
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   • January 23, 2017

5. Satire:General Conference demands guarantee of Oscar wins for “Hacksaw Ridge”

   By news, January 25, 2017
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   • January 25, 2017

6. Satire:Trump to follow ‘Muslim Ban’ with ‘Adventist Ban’

   By news, January 31, 2017
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   • January 31, 2017

7. Satire:Parking attendants at Vallejo Drive Seventh-day Adventist Church decide to keep Sabbath

   By news, February 4, 2017
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   • February 4, 2017

8. Satire:Southern’s Daniel and Revelation scholars say Falcons Super Bowl win is prophesied

   By news, February 6, 2017
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   • February 6, 2017

9. Satire:Trump demands to see Ted Wilson’s birth certificate

   By news, February 8, 2017
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   • February 8, 2017

10. Satire:GC hires house inspectors to check pre-Sabbath cleanliness of Adventist homes

    By news, February 10, 2017
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11. Satire:Doug Batchelor finds new Dead Sea scroll in cave

    By news, February 13, 2017
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    • February 13, 2017

12. Satire:GC ordination experts lavish praise on gender of Trump’s senior team

    By news, February 15, 2017
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13. Satire:Pathfinder marching honor eliminated for promoting dancing

    By news, February 16, 2017
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    • February 16, 2017

14. Satire:Tom Brady’s lost Super Bowl jersey found at Adventist thrift store

    By news, February 22, 2017
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    • February 22, 2017

15. Satire:“It Is Time AU” video triggers honest, heartfelt apology from every Adventist school for racism

    By news, February 23, 2017
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    • February 23, 2017

16. Satire:Trump bans distribution of The Great Controversy books

    By news, February 26, 2017
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    • February 26, 2017

17. Satire:Walla Walla closes after failing to reach wedding quota

    By news, February 27, 2017
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18. Satire:Adventist Church now witnessing to hackers through Samsung TVs

    By news, March 9, 2017
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    • March 9, 2017

19. Satire:Loma Linda University to be fitted with large plastic bubble

    By news, March 10, 2017
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    • March 10, 2017

20. Satire:All Adventist weddings to feature perfectly-balanced yokes

    By news, March 13, 2017
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    • March 13, 2017

21. Satire:Pope donates blood to Adventist Global Youth Day blood drive

    By news, March 19, 2017
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    • March 19, 2017

22. Satire:MSNBC follows Trump tax returns with release of Adventist tithing records

    By news, March 15, 2017
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    • March 15, 2017

23. Satire:GC announces sale on inflatable graven images

    By news, March 16, 2017
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24. Satire:Official Ellen White book color switched from red to green on St. Patrick’s Day

    By news, March 17, 2017
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25. Satire:George Lucas to do ‘The Record Keeper’ reboot called ‘The Account Administrator’

    By news, March 17, 2017
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