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1. Satire:Tupperware pays tithe on Adventist foot-washing bowl contract

   By news, May 23, 2016
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2. Satire:Want to advertise to 40,000 Adventists? BarelyAdventist can help.

   By news, June 29, 2016
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3. Satire:AV booth newbie hospitalized after pastor’s Sabbath death glare

   By news, October 16, 2016
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   • October 16, 2016

4. Satire:Self-professed Ellen White expert rummaging through red books looking for Bible

   By news, July 19, 2016
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5. Satire:Adventists welcome 2017 with Martinelli’s hangovers

   By news, January 1, 2017
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6. Satire:Patriotic Adventists across America celebrate 4th of July with Mexican haystacks

   By news, July 4, 2016
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7. Satire:Rio organizers add Adventist flame to Olympic Torch

   By news, August 6, 2016
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8. Satire:GC asks Adventists to stop drinking Roma as it sounds “too Catholic”

   By news, February 22, 2016
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9. Satire:Bird trumps Magic’s $550K Oakwood donation with $650K for Indiana Academy

   By news, May 19, 2016
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10. Satire:Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism

    By news, September 22, 2016
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    • September 22, 2016

11. Satire:Entire church wondering when clueless dad will carry out screaming baby

    By news, April 8, 2016
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12. Satire:Report: Adventist lay ministry activity on the rise

    By news, July 11, 2016
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13. Satire:Theology major marches around crush seven times to bring her defenses down

    By news, September 8, 2016
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14. Satire:General Conference votes to stop all pastoral ordinations

    By news, March 14, 2016
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15. Satire:Adventist churches install isolation pews for chattiest members

    By news, August 10, 2016
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16. Satire:Crafty Adventist mom serves up great disappointment

    By news, August 8, 2016
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17. Satire:General Conference SWAT teams raid offices of women-ordaining unions

    By news, September 30, 2016
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18. Satire:Visitor to Adventist Church calls 911 to report guy drowning people

    By news, July 30, 2016
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19. Satire:Candidates visit Loma Linda, hire rival CHIP lifestyle coaches

    By news, September 12, 2016
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20. Satire:OBG – SLIDESHOW: Awkward Adventist moments

    By news, October 19, 2016
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21. Satire:Adventist headquarters to move to undisclosed cave if Trump wins

    By news, April 20, 2016
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    • April 20, 2016

22. Satire:After decade of letting light shine, Adventist woman considers mentioning Jesus

    By news, May 31, 2016
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23. Satire:General Conference bans church board meetings, claims they delay Second Coming

    By news, June 12, 2016
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24. Satire:Pandemonium erupts as Adventist pastor announces potluck is canceled

    By news, September 3, 2016
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    • September 3, 2016

25. Satire:Seventh-day Adventist Church endorses “perfectly-numbered” iPhone 7

    By news, September 9, 2016
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    • September 9, 2016