Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Gordon Ramsay signs up for “Heaven’s Kitchen” Adventist potluck series

   By news, December 6, 2016
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   • December 6, 2016

2. Satire:Rio organizers add Adventist flame to Olympic Torch

   By news, August 6, 2016
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   • August 6, 2016

3. Satire:Southern: Student meal plans now only valid at Little Debbie bakery store

   By news, March 28, 2016
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   • March 28, 2016

4. Satire:Adventists worldwide planning to get to church right after announcements

   By news, July 1, 2016
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   • July 1, 2016

5. Satire:Visitor to Adventist Church calls 911 to report guy drowning people

   By news, July 30, 2016
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6. Satire:dc Talk to play at GC 2016

   By news, December 19, 2016
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   • December 19, 2016

7. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

   By news, January 5, 2017
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   • January 5, 2017

8. Satire:Self-professed Ellen White expert rummaging through red books looking for Bible

   By news, July 19, 2016
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   • July 19, 2016

9. Satire:General Conference official fired after mustard bottle found in desk

   By news, April 18, 2016
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   • April 18, 2016

10. Satire:Bird trumps Magic’s $550K Oakwood donation with $650K for Indiana Academy

    By news, May 19, 2016
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    • May 19, 2016

11. Satire:General Conference SWAT teams raid offices of women-ordaining unions

    By news, September 30, 2016
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12. Satire:Adventists welcome 2017 with Martinelli’s hangovers

    By news, January 1, 2017
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    • January 1, 2017

13. Satire:Adventist churches install isolation pews for chattiest members

    By news, August 10, 2016
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    • August 10, 2016

14. Satire:Pandemonium erupts as Adventist pastor announces potluck is canceled

    By news, September 3, 2016
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    • September 3, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist crime hotline established to report Sabbath breakers

    By news, September 13, 2016
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    • September 13, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism

    By news, September 22, 2016
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    • September 22, 2016

17. Satire:General Conference bans church board meetings, claims they delay Second Coming

    By news, June 12, 2016
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18. Satire:Entire church wondering when clueless dad will carry out screaming baby

    By news, April 8, 2016
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19. Satire:Adventist Church changes logo in solidarity with Orlando victims

    By news, June 14, 2016
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    • June 14, 2016

20. Satire:Theology major marches around crush seven times to bring her defenses down

    By news, September 8, 2016
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21. Satire:General Conference votes to stop all pastoral ordinations

    By news, March 14, 2016
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22. Satire:Adventist song services to be auto-tuned

    By news, July 15, 2016
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    • July 15, 2016

23. Satire:Candidates visit Loma Linda, hire rival CHIP lifestyle coaches

    By news, September 12, 2016
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24. Satire:Michael Phelps thanks Ted Wilson for death stare coaching

    By news, August 9, 2016
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25. Satire:The General Conference promises your guardian angel will watch this film with you

    By news, September 21, 2016
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    • September 21, 2016