Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:MSNBC follows Trump tax returns with release of Adventist tithing records

   By news, March 15, 2017
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   • news
   • March 15, 2017

2. Satire:All Adventist weddings to feature perfectly-balanced yokes

   By news, March 13, 2017
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   • news
   • March 13, 2017

3. Satire:Loma Linda University to be fitted with large plastic bubble

   By news, March 10, 2017
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   • news
   • March 10, 2017

4. Satire:Adventist Church now witnessing to hackers through Samsung TVs

   By news, March 9, 2017
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   • news
   • March 9, 2017

5. Satire:Christian Bale reads 28 Fundamentals, changes first name to ‘Adventist’

   By news, March 8, 2017
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   • rudywoofs (Pam)
   • March 9, 2017

6. Satire:Trump phones wiretapped with tech invented by Southern to spy on students

   By news, March 5, 2017
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   • phkrause
   • March 8, 2017

7. Satire:Mel Gibson to direct Adventist history film “Ellen Gets Stoned”

   By news, March 2, 2017
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   • CoAspen
   • March 13, 2017

8. Satire:Walla Walla closes after failing to reach wedding quota

   By news, February 27, 2017
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   • news
   • February 27, 2017

9. Satire:Trump bans distribution of The Great Controversy books

   By news, February 26, 2017
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   • news
   • February 26, 2017

10. Satire:GC orders tazering of Adventists who clap in church

    By news, February 25, 2017
    • 1 reply
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    • CoAspen
    • February 25, 2017

11. Satire:“It Is Time AU” video triggers honest, heartfelt apology from every Adventist school for racism

    By news, February 23, 2017
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    • news
    • February 23, 2017

12. Satire:Tom Brady’s lost Super Bowl jersey found at Adventist thrift store

    By news, February 22, 2017
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    • news
    • February 22, 2017

13. Satire:Trump deports entirety of Adventist Religious Liberty department to Sweden

    By news, February 19, 2017
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    • CoAspen
    • February 26, 2017

14. Satire:GC: Forgetting to pray before meals causes food poisoning

    By news, February 18, 2017
    • 1 reply
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    • CoAspen
    • February 18, 2017

15. Satire:Pathfinder marching honor eliminated for promoting dancing

    By news, February 16, 2017
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    • news
    • February 16, 2017

16. Satire:GC ordination experts lavish praise on gender of Trump’s senior team

    By news, February 15, 2017
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    • news
    • February 15, 2017

17. Satire:Doug Batchelor finds new Dead Sea scroll in cave

    By news, February 13, 2017
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    • news
    • February 13, 2017

18. Satire:GC hires house inspectors to check pre-Sabbath cleanliness of Adventist homes

    By news, February 10, 2017
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    • news
    • February 10, 2017

19. Satire:Trump demands to see Ted Wilson’s birth certificate

    By news, February 8, 2017
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    • news
    • February 8, 2017

20. Satire:Southern’s Daniel and Revelation scholars say Falcons Super Bowl win is prophesied

    By news, February 6, 2017
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    • news
    • February 6, 2017

21. Satire:Parking attendants at Vallejo Drive Seventh-day Adventist Church decide to keep Sabbath

    By news, February 4, 2017
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    • news
    • February 4, 2017

22. Satire:Trump to follow ‘Muslim Ban’ with ‘Adventist Ban’

    By news, January 31, 2017
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    • news
    • January 31, 2017

23. Satire:Ted Wilson resigns from GC presidency after accidentally clapping in church

    By news, January 26, 2017
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    • news
    • January 26, 2017

24. Satire:Starbucks founder hears Adventist health message, says chain will go completely decaf

    By news, January 25, 2017
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    • news
    • January 25, 2017

25. Satire:General Conference demands guarantee of Oscar wins for “Hacksaw Ridge”

    By news, January 25, 2017
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    • news
    • January 25, 2017