Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventist evangelist resorts to drive-by baptisms

   By news, November 23, 2016
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   • November 23, 2016

2. Satire:In dramatic U-turn Carson accepts role as US Secretary of Energy

   By news, November 22, 2016
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   • November 22, 2016

3. Haystacks in Eden

   By Gregory Matthews, November 21, 2016
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   • November 21, 2016

4. Satire:GC Clown Ministries shut down to avoid appearance of evil

   By news, November 17, 2016
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   • November 17, 2016

5. Satire:Ted Wilson resigns from GC presidency after accidentally clapping in church

   By news, January 26, 2017
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   • January 26, 2017

6. Satire:Starbucks founder hears Adventist health message, says chain will go completely decaf

   By news, January 25, 2017
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   • January 25, 2017

7. Satire:Carlton Byrd to donate Armani bow tie endorsement cash to Oakwood

   By news, February 5, 2016
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   • February 5, 2016

8. Satire:Sabbath watches at average Adventist church contain “enough gold for calf statue”

   By news, February 4, 2016
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   • February 4, 2016

9. Satire:Adventist Church designates Welch’s as only acceptable communion juice

   By news, February 3, 2016
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   • February 3, 2016

10. Satire:Adventist archaeologists trace haystacks back to Garden of Eden

    By news, February 1, 2016
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    • February 1, 2016

11. Satire:On eve of Iowa caucuses, Trump promises “YUGE” Sunday Law

    By news, January 31, 2016
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    • January 31, 2016

12. Satire:Ben Carson wins Little Debbie’s presidential endorsement

    By news, January 29, 2016
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    • January 29, 2016

13. Satire:Union College historian claims Ellen White was directionally challenged

    By news, January 28, 2016
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    • January 28, 2016

14. Satire:Oregon militia leave refuge to honor pre-scheduled Pathfinder winter camp

    By news, January 27, 2016
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    • January 27, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist filmmakers threaten to boycott Oscars after getting no nominations. Ever.

    By news, January 26, 2016
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    • January 26, 2016

16. Satire:A third of Adventist pastors face termination for being too boring

    By news, February 8, 2016
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    • February 8, 2016

17. Satire:99% of those who know Adventists are “grateful they don’t dance”

    By news, February 10, 2016
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    • February 10, 2016

18. Satire:Southern’s Village Market bankrupt after disappointing Valentine’s carob sales

    By news, February 12, 2016
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    • February 12, 2016

19. Satire:Obama nominates Adventist Senate Chaplain Barry Black to Supreme Court

    By news, February 17, 2016
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    • February 17, 2016

20. Satire:Loma Linda University Church faces shutdown for not changing baptismal water

    By news, February 19, 2016
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    • February 19, 2016

21. Satire:GC asks Adventists to stop drinking Roma as it sounds “too Catholic”

    By news, February 22, 2016
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    • February 22, 2016

22. Satire:Union College announces recall of promotional postcard

    By news, February 25, 2016
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    • February 25, 2016

23. Satire:GC on Leap Day: “Leaping for joy in church is OK”

    By news, February 29, 2016
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    • February 29, 2016

24. Satire:FDA recommends haystacks as “most balanced meal in America”

    By news, March 2, 2016
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    • March 2, 2016

25. Satire:18 million Adventists breathe sigh of relief as Carson ends campaign

    By news, March 4, 2016
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    • March 4, 2016