Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventists reminded they can never predict how long a sermon will last

   By news, October 22, 2016
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   • phkrause
   • October 23, 2016

2. Satire:Adventists trace roots directly to famous Pharisee

   By news, January 12, 2017
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   • 465 views
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   • news
   • January 12, 2017

3. Satire:Adventists welcome 2017 with Martinelli’s hangovers

   By news, January 1, 2017
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   • news
   • January 1, 2017

4. Satire:Adventists worldwide planning to get to church right after announcements

   By news, July 1, 2016
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   • 393 views
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   • news
   • July 1, 2016

5. Satire:After decade of letting light shine, Adventist woman considers mentioning Jesus

   By news, May 31, 2016
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   • news
   • May 31, 2016

6. Satire:Alicia Johnston to keynote GC-organized conference on human sexuality

   By news, April 28, 2017
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   • news
   • April 28, 2017

7. Satire:All Adventist weddings to feature perfectly-balanced yokes

   By news, March 13, 2017
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   • news
   • March 13, 2017

8. Satire:Andrews seminarian shakes dust off feet after rejection by latest undergrad crush

   By news, March 22, 2017
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   • news
   • March 22, 2017

9. Satire:Andrews seminary to identify potential prophecy evangelists with this crossword

   By news, August 7, 2016
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   • news
   • August 7, 2016

10. Satire:Andrews University to relocate now that Muhammad Ali no longer lives nearby

    By news, June 4, 2016
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    • 420 views
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    • news
    • June 4, 2016

11. Satire:Argentine port authorities bust Adventists for smuggling veggie meat into “steak capital”

    By news, September 23, 2016
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    • news
    • September 23, 2016

12. Satire:ARNOLD: “I’ll be back” line inspired by Adventist Second Coming sermon

    By news, September 2, 2016
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    • news
    • September 2, 2016

13. Satire:AV booth newbie hospitalized after pastor’s Sabbath death glare

    By news, October 16, 2016
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    • 397 views
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    • news
    • October 16, 2016

14. Satire:Badventists start own denomination

    By news, July 18, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 409 views
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • July 19, 2016

15. Satire:Barbie releases Adventist missionary doll

    By news, May 2, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 476 views
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • May 3, 2016

16. Satire:Batchelor to play Super Bowl halftime show

    By news, February 7, 2016
    • 3 replies
    • 579 views
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • February 8, 2016

17. Satire:Batchelor v Nelson Preach-Off scheduled for Batman v Superman opening night

    By news, March 24, 2016
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    • 424 views
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    • news
    • March 24, 2016

18. Satire:Bear Grylls volunteers as World Pathfinder Director

    By news, March 7, 2016
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    • 615 views
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    • news
    • March 7, 2016

19. Satire:Ben Carson banned from Adventist locker rooms after defending Trump’s lewdness

    By news, October 12, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 406 views
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    • news
    • October 12, 2016

20. Satire:Ben Carson wins Little Debbie’s presidential endorsement

    By news, January 29, 2016
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    • 445 views
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    • news
    • January 29, 2016

21. Satire:Beyoncé to make sugar-free Lemonade on 3ABN

    By news, April 25, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 420 views
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • April 26, 2016

22. Satire:Bird trumps Magic’s $550K Oakwood donation with $650K for Indiana Academy

    By news, May 19, 2016
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    • 394 views
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    • news
    • May 19, 2016

23. Satire:Black Sabbath members visit Adventist Church, change name to Happy Sabbath

    By news, January 17, 2017
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    • news
    • January 17, 2017

24. Satire:Brexit sends rolling stone crashing into Nebuchadnezzar’s feet

    By news, June 24, 2016
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    • 416 views
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    • news
    • June 24, 2016

25. Satire:Brexit will force British Union Conference out of Trans-European Division

    By news, May 9, 2016
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    • 551 views
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    • news
    • May 9, 2016