Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventists reminded they can never predict how long a sermon will last

   By news, October 22, 2016
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   • phkrause
   • October 23, 2016

2. Satire:Pathfinders taught to light campfires with a Samsung Note 7

   By news, October 21, 2016
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   • news
   • October 21, 2016

3. Satire:Ted Wilson: “I seriously regret encouraging TMI”

   By news, October 20, 2016
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   • news
   • October 20, 2016

4. Satire:OBG – SLIDESHOW: Awkward Adventist moments

   By news, October 19, 2016
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   • 405 views
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   • news
   • October 19, 2016

5. Satire:GC hacks Starbucks’ servers to catch Adventist account holders

   By news, October 18, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 490 views
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

6. Satire:AV booth newbie hospitalized after pastor’s Sabbath death glare

   By news, October 16, 2016
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   • 416 views
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   • news
   • October 16, 2016

7. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: How to dance like an Adventist

   By news, October 14, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 434 views
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

8. Satire:GC applies for infallibility permit from Vatican

   By news, October 13, 2016
   • 1 reply
   • 468 views
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   • Raphael
   • October 26, 2016

9. Satire:“United in Sexism” slogan approved by massive majority at Annual Council

   By news, October 12, 2016
   • 0 replies
   • 457 views
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   • news
   • October 12, 2016

10. Satire:Ben Carson banned from Adventist locker rooms after defending Trump’s lewdness

    By news, October 12, 2016
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    • 431 views
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    • news
    • October 12, 2016

11. Satire:Adventist evangelists ordered to stop using revolving doors to boost baptismal tallies

    By news, October 11, 2016
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    • 834 views
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    • news
    • October 11, 2016

12. Satire:Confused Annual Council leaders Google “What is gender equality?”

    By news, October 10, 2016
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    • 431 views
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    • news
    • October 10, 2016

13. Satire:General Conference Executive Committee sits for crown fitting

    By news, October 9, 2016
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    • 419 views
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    • news
    • October 9, 2016

14. Satire:Email blast begs members not to encourage preacher to take his time

    By news, October 7, 2016
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    • 463 views
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    • news
    • October 7, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist Annual Council recognizes Spectrum Magazine for “fair and unbiased reporting”

    By news, October 6, 2016
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    • 476 views
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    • news
    • October 6, 2016

16. Satire:Mel Gibson awarded honorary Adventist membership for directing ‘Hacksaw Ridge’

    By news, October 5, 2016
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    • 512 views
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    • news
    • October 5, 2016

17. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: Adventist food quirks

    By news, October 4, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 443 views
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    • news
    • October 4, 2016

18. Satire:GC’s Annual Council sets Guiness World Record for Biggest Vegetarian Sausage Fest

    By news, October 3, 2016
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    • 450 views
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    • news
    • October 3, 2016

19. Satire:General Conference SWAT teams raid offices of women-ordaining unions

    By news, September 30, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 406 views
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    • news
    • September 30, 2016

20. Satire:Adventist Churches to issue mandatory breath mints on Sabbath mornings

    By news, September 30, 2016
    • 1 reply
    • 541 views
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

21. Satire:Adventist man reported missing found in church committee meeting

    By news, September 28, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 455 views
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    • news
    • September 28, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist church to increase permissible number of haystack toppings to 29

    By news, September 27, 2016
    • 2 replies
    • 507 views
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    • phkrause
    • October 1, 2016

23. Satire:Heels banned in church for preventing Adventists from walking softly in the sanctuary

    By news, September 26, 2016
    • 0 replies
    • 454 views
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    • news
    • September 26, 2016

24. Satire:Argentine port authorities bust Adventists for smuggling veggie meat into “steak capital”

    By news, September 23, 2016
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    • 453 views
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    • news
    • September 23, 2016

25. Satire:Adventist Church hires first Director of Friendship Evangelism

    By news, September 22, 2016
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    • 410 views
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    • news
    • September 22, 2016