Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Email blast begs members not to encourage preacher to take his time

   By news, October 7, 2016
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   • news
   • October 7, 2016

2. Satire:Entire church wondering when clueless dad will carry out screaming baby

   By news, April 8, 2016
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   • news
   • April 8, 2016

3. Satire:FBI investigates fake bill fraud in Adventist offering plates

   By news, July 27, 2016
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   • news
   • July 27, 2016

4. Satire:FDA confirms that calories don’t count on Sabbath

   By news, September 16, 2016
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   • JoeMo
   • September 16, 2016

5. Satire:FDA recommends haystacks as “most balanced meal in America”

   By news, March 2, 2016
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   • news
   • March 2, 2016

6. Satire:First hot guy joins AdventistMatch

   By news, April 1, 2016
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   • news
   • April 1, 2016

7. Satire:First vegan Dairy Queen to open at Loma Linda University

   By news, April 26, 2016
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   • news
   • April 26, 2016

8. Satire:First vegetarian Chick-fil-A to open at Southern Adventist University

   By news, September 20, 2016
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   • news
   • September 20, 2016

9. Satire:Florida’s Adventists leave state over lack of End Times mountain hideouts

   By news, March 28, 2017
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   • news
   • March 28, 2017

10. Satire:Freedom-loving Adventist liberal finds traffic laws far too legalistic

    By news, April 20, 2016
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    • news
    • April 20, 2016

11. Satire:GC allows Adventists to see ‘nature video’ Finding Dory in theaters

    By news, June 21, 2016
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    • news
    • June 21, 2016

12. Satire:GC announces sale on inflatable graven images

    By news, March 16, 2017
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    • news
    • March 16, 2017

13. Satire:GC applies for infallibility permit from Vatican

    By news, October 13, 2016
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

14. Satire:GC asks Adventists to stop drinking Roma as it sounds “too Catholic”

    By news, February 22, 2016
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    • news
    • February 22, 2016

15. Satire:GC bans “Hear the pennies dropping” for encouraging cheapskate offerings

    By news, March 23, 2016
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    • news
    • March 23, 2016

16. Satire:GC bans Genesis Creation account for excessive nudity

    By news, December 18, 2016
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    • news
    • December 18, 2016

17. Satire:GC Clown Ministries shut down to avoid appearance of evil

    By news, November 17, 2016
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    • news
    • November 17, 2016

18. Satire:GC Executive Committee adds itself to US presidential ballot

    By news, November 7, 2016
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    • news
    • November 7, 2016

19. Satire:GC hacks Starbucks’ servers to catch Adventist account holders

    By news, October 18, 2016
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    • Raphael
    • October 26, 2016

20. Satire:GC hires Chuck Norris to enforce “Unity” document

    By news, May 18, 2017
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    • news
    • May 18, 2017

21. Satire:GC hires house inspectors to check pre-Sabbath cleanliness of Adventist homes

    By news, February 10, 2017
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    • news
    • February 10, 2017

22. Satire:GC installs Illumunati detectors

    By news, June 1, 2017
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    • news
    • June 1, 2017

23. Satire:GC makes “Wade in the Water” official Adventist theme song to end Sabbath swimming

    By news, January 9, 2017
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    • news
    • January 9, 2017

24. Satire:GC not ready to recognize a woman as United States president

    By news, November 2, 2016
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    • news
    • November 2, 2016

25. Satire:GC on Leap Day: “Leaping for joy in church is OK”

    By news, February 29, 2016
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    • news
    • February 29, 2016