Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:GC orders Adventist film festival to provide seating for guardian angels

   By news, March 31, 2017
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   • news
   • March 31, 2017

2. Satire:GC orders tazering of Adventists who clap in church

   By news, February 25, 2017
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   • CoAspen
   • February 25, 2017

3. Satire:GC ordination experts lavish praise on gender of Trump’s senior team

   By news, February 15, 2017
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   • news
   • February 15, 2017

4. Satire:GC organizes mandatory Unity Lock-in for rebel union leaders

   By news, April 24, 2017
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   • news
   • April 24, 2017

5. Satire:GC productivity plummets amidst massive infighting over Executive Servant Leader title

   By news, January 17, 2017
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   • news
   • January 17, 2017

6. Satire:GC removes clapping/stomping from “If you’re happy and you know it”

   By news, June 30, 2016
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   • Outta Here
   • June 30, 2016

7. Satire:GC: “I will survive” disco anthem contradicts state of the dead

   By news, May 25, 2016
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   • news
   • May 25, 2016

8. Satire:GC: Forgetting to pray before meals causes food poisoning

   By news, February 18, 2017
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   • CoAspen
   • February 18, 2017

9. Satire:GC: Going to potluck without dish is a sin

   By news, July 2, 2016
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   • news
   • July 2, 2016

10. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

    By news, January 5, 2017
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    • news
    • January 5, 2017

11. Satire:GC: Israelites wandered for 40 years because they didn’t have Pathfinders

    By news, January 5, 2017
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    • news
    • January 5, 2017

12. Satire:GC’s Annual Council sets Guiness World Record for Biggest Vegetarian Sausage Fest

    By news, October 3, 2016
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    • news
    • October 3, 2016

13. Satire:General Conference bans church board meetings, claims they delay Second Coming

    By news, June 12, 2016
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    • news
    • June 12, 2016

14. Satire:General Conference bans Stripples for having the appearance of bacon

    By news, April 11, 2016
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    • news
    • April 11, 2016

15. Satire:General Conference clarifies: It’s “AD-ven-tist” not “Ad-VEN-tist”

    By news, May 15, 2017
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    • news
    • May 15, 2017

16. Satire:General Conference demands guarantee of Oscar wins for “Hacksaw Ridge”

    By news, January 25, 2017
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    • news
    • January 25, 2017

17. Satire:General Conference Executive Committee sits for crown fitting

    By news, October 9, 2016
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    • news
    • October 9, 2016

18. Satire:General Conference official fired after mustard bottle found in desk

    By news, April 18, 2016
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    • news
    • April 18, 2016

19. Satire:General Conference SWAT teams raid offices of women-ordaining unions

    By news, September 30, 2016
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    • news
    • September 30, 2016

20. Satire:General Conference votes to stop all pastoral ordinations

    By news, March 14, 2016
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    • news
    • March 14, 2016

21. Satire:George Lucas to do ‘The Record Keeper’ reboot called ‘The Account Administrator’

    By news, March 17, 2017
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    • rudywoofs (Pam)
    • March 17, 2017

22. Satire:George Lucas to do ‘The Record Keeper’ reboot called ‘The Account Administrator’

    By news, March 17, 2017
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    • news
    • March 17, 2017

23. Satire:Gordon Ramsay signs up for “Heaven’s Kitchen” Adventist potluck series

    By news, December 6, 2016
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    • news
    • December 6, 2016

24. Satire:Gordon Ramsay signs up for “Heaven’s Kitchen” Adventist potluck series

    By news, December 6, 2016
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    • news
    • December 6, 2016

25. Satire:Haystacks Oath of Allegiance added to Adventist baptismal vows

    By news, May 12, 2016
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    • news
    • May 12, 2016