Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:New White House pet is lamb-like beast

   By news, November 9, 2016
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   • November 9, 2016

2. Satire:Haystacks Oath of Allegiance added to Adventist baptismal vows

   By news, May 12, 2016
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   • May 12, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist Church to stock Noah’s Ark replica with every living beast for floating zoo

   By news, July 8, 2016
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   • July 8, 2016

4. Satire:Netflix picks up “The Record Keeper”

   By news, December 8, 2016
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5. Satire:Adventist church nappers to face mandatory rebaptism

   By news, January 15, 2017
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   • January 15, 2017

6. Satire:Adventist teen prays for boyfriend before the Second Coming

   By news, November 30, 2016
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   • November 30, 2016

7. Satire:Adventist Book Centers offer “spirits” to boost holiday sales

   By news, December 28, 2016
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   • December 28, 2016

8. Satire:Trump to follow ‘Muslim Ban’ with ‘Adventist Ban’

   By news, January 31, 2017
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   • January 31, 2017

9. Satire:MSNBC follows Trump tax returns with release of Adventist tithing records

   By news, March 15, 2017
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   • March 15, 2017

10. Satire:George Lucas to do ‘The Record Keeper’ reboot called ‘The Account Administrator’

    By news, March 17, 2017
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    • March 17, 2017

11. Satire:Walla Walla University transfers operational control to Sisters of Providence

    By news, April 7, 2017
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    • April 7, 2017

12. Satire:Oregon militia leave refuge to honor pre-scheduled Pathfinder winter camp

    By news, January 27, 2016
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    • January 27, 2016

13. Satire:Hillary Clinton chooses Hyveth Williams as running mate

    By news, May 3, 2016
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    • May 3, 2016

14. Satire:Heels banned in church for preventing Adventists from walking softly in the sanctuary

    By news, September 26, 2016
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    • September 26, 2016

15. Satire:Pathfinders taught to light campfires with a Samsung Note 7

    By news, October 21, 2016
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    • October 21, 2016

16. Satire:Adventist posting Ellen White quotes on Facebook exempts herself from witnessing

    By news, December 13, 2016
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    • December 13, 2016

17. Satire:Turkeys of America urge nation to consider the Adventist health message

    By news, November 24, 2016
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    • November 24, 2016

18. Satire:Doug Batchelor finds new Dead Sea scroll in cave

    By news, February 13, 2017
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    • February 13, 2017

19. Satire:OBG – Slide Show: What to wear to church

    By news, June 16, 2016
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    • June 16, 2016

20. Satire:Adventists claim Promised Land was flowing with (soy) milk and honey

    By news, December 14, 2016
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    • December 14, 2016

21. Satire:dc Talk to play at GYC 2016

    By news, December 19, 2016
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    • December 19, 2016

22. Satire:GC: Forgetting to pray before meals causes food poisoning

    By news, February 18, 2017
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    • CoAspen
    • February 18, 2017

23. Satire:Argentine port authorities bust Adventists for smuggling veggie meat into “steak capital”

    By news, September 23, 2016
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    • September 23, 2016

24. Satire:Adventists claim Promised Land was flowing with (soya) milk and honey

    By news, December 14, 2016
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25. Satire:Andrews seminarian shakes dust off feet after rejection by latest undergrad crush

    By news, March 22, 2017
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    • March 22, 2017