Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Haystacks revealed as reason Seventh-day Adventists live longer

   By news, June 20, 2016
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   • news
   • June 20, 2016

2. Satire:Heels banned in church for preventing Adventists from walking softly in the sanctuary

   By news, September 26, 2016
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   • news
   • September 26, 2016

3. Satire:Hillary Clinton chooses Hyveth Williams as running mate

   By news, May 3, 2016
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   • phkrause
   • May 3, 2016

4. Satire:Homer Simpson converts to Adventism

   By news, August 2, 2016
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   • phkrause
   • August 8, 2016

5. Satire:Hot Mug Shot Guy to attend PUC on full-ride scholarship

   By news, June 15, 2016
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   • news
   • June 15, 2016

6. Satire:In dramatic U-turn Carson accepts role as US Secretary of Energy

   By news, November 22, 2016
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   • November 22, 2016

7. Satire:James Comey accepts job as head of Walla Walla campus security

   By news, May 24, 2017
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   • news
   • May 24, 2017

8. Satire:Joe Biden confirmed as new president of Pacific Union College

   By news, January 20, 2017
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   • phkrause
   • January 21, 2017

9. Satire:Kellogg’s donation makes Adventist college free

   By news, April 15, 2016
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   • news
   • April 15, 2016

10. Satire:KFC trades chicken for FriChik

    By news, March 24, 2017
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    • phkrause
    • March 25, 2017

11. Satire:Kings Heralds, Heritage Singers sing-off to settle rivalry

    By news, June 8, 2016
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    • phkrause
    • June 9, 2016

12. Satire:La Sierra theology major feels called to ask out hottest nursing major

    By news, December 11, 2016
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    • news
    • December 11, 2016

13. Satire:Landfills beg Adventists to stop carpeting cities with free Great Controversy paperbacks

    By news, August 18, 2016
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    • Green Cochoa
    • August 19, 2016

14. Satire:Lane converts Rory to Adventism in next Gilmore Girls reboot

    By news, December 30, 2016
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    • news
    • December 30, 2016

15. Satire:Lindsay Lohan finds Mean Girls 2 inspiration from Adventist Church cliques

    By news, January 3, 2017
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    • news
    • January 3, 2017

16. Satire:Literalist Adventist clad in full armor of God not wearing pants

    By news, December 16, 2016
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    • news
    • December 16, 2016

17. Satire:Live alligator found in Forest Lake Seventh-day Adventist Church baptismal pool

    By news, January 7, 2017
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    • January 7, 2017

18. Satire:Loma Linda 112-year-old starts TarryNot dating site for centenarian Adventists

    By news, June 23, 2016
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    • news
    • June 23, 2016

19. Satire:Loma Linda dental hygiene loses accreditation after student graduates single

    By news, November 15, 2016
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    • Jeannieb43
    • November 17, 2016

20. Satire:Loma Linda promotes food pyramid made up entirely of Big Franks

    By news, May 3, 2017
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    • news
    • May 3, 2017

21. Satire:Loma Linda recommends locusts-and-honey “John the Baptist Diet”

    By news, May 25, 2017
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    • May 25, 2017

22. Satire:Loma Linda residents furious as area code changes to (666)

    By news, August 16, 2016
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    • August 16, 2016

23. Satire:Loma Linda supermarkets sell out of veggie burgers, start selling cardboard

    By news, July 4, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • July 5, 2016

24. Satire:Loma Linda University Church faces shutdown for not changing baptismal water

    By news, February 19, 2016
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    • news
    • February 19, 2016

25. Satire:Loma Linda University to be fitted with large plastic bubble

    By news, March 10, 2017
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    • news
    • March 10, 2017