Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:George Lucas to do ‘The Record Keeper’ reboot called ‘The Account Administrator’

   By news, March 17, 2017
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2. Satire:Adventist chart wins Guinness World Record for “Most Confusing Illustration”

   By news, May 16, 2016
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3. Satire:Pathfinders taught to light campfires with a Samsung Note 7

   By news, October 21, 2016
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   • October 21, 2016

4. Satire:GC productivity plummets amidst massive infighting over Executive Servant Leader title

   By news, January 17, 2017
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5. Satire:Andrews seminarian shakes dust off feet after rejection by latest undergrad crush

   By news, March 22, 2017
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   • March 22, 2017

6. Satire:GC orders Adventist film festival to provide seating for guardian angels

   By news, March 31, 2017
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   • March 31, 2017

7. Satire:Hillary Clinton chooses Hyveth Williams as running mate

   By news, May 3, 2016
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8. Satire:Heels banned in church for preventing Adventists from walking softly in the sanctuary

   By news, September 26, 2016
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   • September 26, 2016

9. Satire:Dorcas centers filled to brim with Clinton/Kaine swag

   By news, December 1, 2016
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10. Satire:Starbucks founder hears Adventist health message, says chain will go completely decaf

    By news, January 25, 2017
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    • January 25, 2017

11. Satire:Argentine port authorities bust Adventists for smuggling veggie meat into “steak capital”

    By news, September 23, 2016
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    • September 23, 2016

12. Satire:Adventists claim Promised Land was flowing with (soya) milk and honey

    By news, December 14, 2016
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13. Satire:Report: Fights over potluck remnants threaten to fracture Remnant

    By news, January 19, 2017
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    • January 19, 2017

14. Satire:Adventist Church now witnessing to hackers through Samsung TVs

    By news, March 9, 2017
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15. Satire:Sabbath watches at average Adventist church contain “enough gold for calf statue”

    By news, February 4, 2016
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16. Satire:Adventist Church to stock Noah’s Ark replica with every living beast for floating zoo

    By news, July 8, 2016
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17. Satire:Adventist home from college absolutely sick of the gift of singleness

    By news, December 21, 2016
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18. Satire:Trump to follow ‘Muslim Ban’ with ‘Adventist Ban’

    By news, January 31, 2017
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19. Satire:Trump demands to see Ted Wilson’s birth certificate

    By news, February 8, 2017
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20. Satire:GC hires house inspectors to check pre-Sabbath cleanliness of Adventist homes

    By news, February 10, 2017
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    • February 10, 2017

21. Satire:GC’s Annual Council sets Guiness World Record for Biggest Vegetarian Sausage Fest

    By news, October 3, 2016
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    • October 3, 2016

22. Satire:Adventist rushed to hospital with plank in eye

    By news, December 15, 2016
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23. Satire:Southern’s Daniel and Revelation scholars say Falcons Super Bowl win is prophesied

    By news, February 6, 2017
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24. Satire:All Adventist weddings to feature perfectly-balanced yokes

    By news, March 13, 2017
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25. Satire:Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house

    By news, December 20, 2016
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