Humour from Barely Adventist

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1. Satire:Adventists prohibited from dating within home churches

   By news, November 28, 2016
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   • November 28, 2016

2. Satire:Dorcas centers filled to brim with Clinton/Kaine swag

   By news, December 1, 2016
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   • December 1, 2016

3. Satire:Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house

   By news, December 20, 2016
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   • December 20, 2016

4. Satire:GC hires house inspectors to check pre-Sabbath cleanliness of Adventist homes

   By news, February 10, 2017
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   • February 10, 2017

5. Satire:Adventist filmmakers threaten to boycott Oscars after getting no nominations. Ever.

   By news, January 26, 2016
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   • January 26, 2016

6. Satire:Video: Union College therapist counsels clinically depressed math book

   By news, May 13, 2016
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   • May 13, 2016

7. Satire:Mad about BarelyAdventist? Listen to our Spectrum interview.

   By news, June 6, 2016
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   • June 6, 2016

8. Satire:Adventist caught vacuuming after Friday sunset

   By news, July 30, 2016
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   • August 1, 2016

9. Satire:Ted Wilson: “I seriously regret encouraging TMI”

   By news, October 20, 2016
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   • October 20, 2016

10. Satire:Report: Adventist homes dirtier in winter due to early Friday sunset

    By news, December 23, 2016
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    • December 23, 2016

11. Satire:GC productivity plummets amidst massive infighting over Executive Servant Leader title

    By news, January 17, 2017
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    • January 17, 2017

12. Satire:Trump demands to see Ted Wilson’s birth certificate

    By news, February 8, 2017
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    • February 8, 2017

13. Satire:“United in Sexism” slogan approved by massive majority at Annual Council

    By news, October 12, 2016
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    • October 12, 2016

14. Satire:Report: Fights over potluck remnants threaten to fracture Remnant

    By news, January 19, 2017
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    • January 19, 2017

15. Satire:Loma Linda supermarkets sell out of veggie burgers, start selling cardboard

    By news, July 4, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • July 5, 2016

16. Satire:Parking attendants at Vallejo Drive Seventh-day Adventist Church decide to keep Sabbath

    By news, February 4, 2017
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    • February 4, 2017

17. Satire:Beyoncé to make sugar-free Lemonade on 3ABN

    By news, April 25, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • April 26, 2016

18. Satire:Adventist with zero spiritual gifts banished to potluck dishwashing duty

    By news, June 18, 2016
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    • Aliensanctuary
    • June 19, 2016

19. Satire:Adventist Book Center sued for false advertising

    By news, September 5, 2016
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    • September 5, 2016

20. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: How to dance like an Adventist

    By news, October 14, 2016
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    • October 26, 2016

21. Satire:GC ordination experts lavish praise on gender of Trump’s senior team

    By news, February 15, 2017
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    • February 15, 2017

22. Satire:Walla Walla closes after failing to reach wedding quota

    By news, February 27, 2017
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    • February 27, 2017

23. Satire:Adventist Church adds fluency in Biblical Greek as requirement for baptism

    By news, April 3, 2017
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    • April 3, 2017

24. Satire:Batchelor v Nelson Preach-Off scheduled for Batman v Superman opening night

    By news, March 24, 2016
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    • March 24, 2016

25. Satire:Brexit sends rolling stone crashing into Nebuchadnezzar’s feet

    By news, June 24, 2016
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    • June 24, 2016