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1. Satire:Adventist Book Center sued for false advertising

   By news, September 5, 2016
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2. Satire:GC productivity plummets amidst massive infighting over Executive Servant Leader title

   By news, January 17, 2017
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   • January 17, 2017

3. Satire:Walla Walla closes after failing to reach wedding quota

   By news, February 27, 2017
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   • February 27, 2017

4. Satire:Adventists prohibited from dating within home churches

   By news, November 28, 2016
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   • November 28, 2016

5. Satire:Report: Fights over potluck remnants threaten to fracture Remnant

   By news, January 19, 2017
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   • January 19, 2017

6. Satire:Andrews seminarian shakes dust off feet after rejection by latest undergrad crush

   By news, March 22, 2017
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   • March 22, 2017

7. Satire:Argentine port authorities bust Adventists for smuggling veggie meat into “steak capital”

   By news, September 23, 2016
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   • September 23, 2016

8. Satire:Dorcas centers filled to brim with Clinton/Kaine swag

   By news, December 1, 2016
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   • December 1, 2016

9. Satire:Report: Adventist homes dirtier in winter due to early Friday sunset

   By news, December 23, 2016
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   • December 23, 2016

10. Satire:Parking attendants at Vallejo Drive Seventh-day Adventist Church decide to keep Sabbath

    By news, February 4, 2017
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    • February 4, 2017

11. Satire:Official Ellen White book color switched from red to green on St. Patrick’s Day

    By news, March 17, 2017
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    • March 17, 2017

12. Satire:Loma Linda supermarkets sell out of veggie burgers, start selling cardboard

    By news, July 4, 2016
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    • July 5, 2016

13. Satire:Adventists reminded they can never predict how long a sermon will last

    By news, October 22, 2016
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    • October 23, 2016

14. Satire:Adventists claim Promised Land was flowing with (soya) milk and honey

    By news, December 14, 2016
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    • December 14, 2016

15. Satire:Adventist penny-pinchers ask ADRA to renovate house

    By news, December 20, 2016
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    • December 20, 2016

16. Satire:Video: Union College therapist counsels clinically depressed math book

    By news, May 13, 2016
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    • May 13, 2016

17. Satire:GC’s Annual Council sets Guiness World Record for Biggest Vegetarian Sausage Fest

    By news, October 3, 2016
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    • October 3, 2016

18. Satire:Trump demands to see Ted Wilson’s birth certificate

    By news, February 8, 2017
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    • February 8, 2017

19. Satire:GC ordination experts lavish praise on gender of Trump’s senior team

    By news, February 15, 2017
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    • February 15, 2017

20. Satire:Adventist filmmakers threaten to boycott Oscars after getting no nominations. Ever.

    By news, January 26, 2016
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    • January 26, 2016

21. Satire:Mad about BarelyAdventist? Listen to our Spectrum interview.

    By news, June 6, 2016
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    • June 6, 2016

22. Satire:OBG – Slideshow: Adventist food quirks

    By news, October 4, 2016
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    • October 4, 2016

23. Satire:Adventist Church now witnessing to hackers through Samsung TVs

    By news, March 9, 2017
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    • March 9, 2017

24. Satire:All Adventist weddings to feature perfectly-balanced yokes

    By news, March 13, 2017
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    • March 13, 2017

25. Satire:GC orders Adventist film festival to provide seating for guardian angels

    By news, March 31, 2017
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    • March 31, 2017