Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted February 4, 2010 Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 delete Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Those are some good haikus OS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor29 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "ewaye, my little omelet" Anyone care to hazard a guess as to the take-off of that line? LOL no eye deer. Quote Prs God, frm whm blssngs flw http://www.zoelifestyle.com/jmccall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted February 4, 2010 Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 Originally Posted By: rudywoofs "ewaye, my little omelet" Anyone care to hazard a guess as to the take-off of that line? LOL no eye deer. wrong! Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted February 4, 2010 Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 you wouldn't laugh if you knew what you were laughing at.... Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted February 4, 2010 Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 you wouldn't laugh if you knew what you were laughing at.... I think rudywoofs that that is funny in itself. Good one. Quote phkrause By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted February 4, 2010 Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 here are more: Nothing to ponder Nothing to do. Guess I might As well write a few. Hopeful hearts await When Haj Ali hesitates To write a haiku. Hyaenas hustle To Haiti and Hawaii, Out of haiku hell. Hazard of the hall Hoax of honey in the wall Near the hedges high Howling hounds of hell Heaving helping hand grenades At the horse brigades Hyperbolic halves Of the hobby horses shoes Urge the house to lose. The raggle taggle Hermits haggle over hash, Hot hors d'oeuvres, and cash. He knows a haiku Often bravely stands alone. May we ask, will you? Nice oldsailor. pk Quote phkrause By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor29 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 thanks for your affirmations gentlemen. I don't know a lot about poems and how to evaluate them, so i don't really know what to think about them. Quote Prs God, frm whm blssngs flw http://www.zoelifestyle.com/jmccall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor29 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 thanks for your affirmations gentlemen. I don't know a lot about poems and how to evaluate them, so i don't really know what to think about them. but here's another. Reality When a man has been through hell, I can see it in his eyes. His face reveals the story of the weight of all the lies Heaped upon him by the footfalls of those who never try To remember vows and promises, spoken and forgotten. Reality is heaven, when I want to get away From all the paper pushers and parasites who play The game of guilt and innocence so well, and the betray My virgin trust, long taken, for the token gain, illgotten. Away from all the offices and scrapers of the sky, Away from busy corners where the hookers always try To separate the money from the fool who wants to buy The thrill of unknown pleasures, unbespoken, unbegotten. Away to the forest, away to the sea, To contemplate the sunset, or the beauty of a tree, Where wild and unknown beasties want to make a feast of me! Compared to hell, reality is rotten!!! Quote Prs God, frm whm blssngs flw http://www.zoelifestyle.com/jmccall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted February 6, 2010 Members Share Posted February 6, 2010 Originally Posted By: oldsailor29 thanks for your affirmations gentlemen. I don't know a lot about poems and how to evaluate them, so i don't really know what to think about them. but here's another. Reality When a man has been through hell, I can see it in his eyes. His face reveals the story of the weight of all the lies Heaped upon him by the footfalls of those who never try To remember vows and promises, spoken and forgotten. Reality is heaven, when I want to get away From all the paper pushers and parasites who play The game of guilt and innocence so well, and the betray My virgin trust, long taken, for the token gain, illgotten. Away from all the offices and scrapers of the sky, Away from busy corners where the hookers always try To separate the money from the fool who wants to buy The thrill of unknown pleasures, unbespoken, unbegotten. Away to the forest, away to the sea, To contemplate the sunset, or the beauty of a tree, Where wild and unknown beasties want to make a feast of me! Compared to hell, reality is rotten!!! Go for it oldsailor. pk Quote phkrause By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Did I mention that I used to be a poet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted February 6, 2010 Members Share Posted February 6, 2010 Did I mention that I used to be a poet? No, did we miss that post. LOL pk Quote phkrause By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I guess you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 They've got some really bad poetry going over on the Jesuit thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Oh? well bump it up here where we can see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Originally Posted By: Richard Holbrook Did I mention that I used to be a poet? No, did we miss that post. LOL pk I used to smoke poet. I've even been called a poethead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 No really, I was a poet. I can prove it if I have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 No really, I was a poet. I can prove it if I have to. He used to be a poet And wants us to know it. Stop rhyming and I mean it. Anybody want a peanut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 You may have some hidden talent there karl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 The last poetry I wrote was in the 7th grade, and it was about motocross racing. My teacher kept it on her bullitin board until she retired a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Christian Haiku O God in heaven Make our hearts like Jesus Christ And grant us your peace Microsoft Haiku The blue screen of death No one hears your silent screams More money for Bill Old-school SDA Haiku The law is the law Not one tittle or one jot Dry as Gilboa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor29 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 "ewaye, my little omelet" Anyone care to hazard a guess as to the take-off of that line? LOL Don't keep me in the dark rudywoofs. Is it something like "The Walrus and The Carpenter?" Quote Prs God, frm whm blssngs flw http://www.zoelifestyle.com/jmccall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karl Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Bad poetry from the Jesuit (conspiracy) site: Originally Posted By: TWNolan Where have all the conversations gone?Long time passing Where have all the conversations gone? Long time ago Where have all the conversations gone? Jesuits hijacked them every one When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? See!! St. Peter, St. Paul , and the Virgin Mary. Jesuits!!! I hope this stuff isn't copywrited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor29 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 some may find this interesting: INVESTIGATIVE JUDGMENT To inquire of imprecautions and inconsistencies And improper inclinations and incongruities And idyllic incantations of incredibilities And introspective interludes of informalities; To interrogate the innocent irregularities And isolate ironic irrationalities And interpolate internal individualities And incapsulate impetuous improprieties; To inspect the invocations of inferiorities And impulsive inspirations of intangibilities And intended indications of irrelativities And incidentally implied impossibilities Is to imitate infusions of infallibilities And illustrate iconoclastic ideologies And instigate ignition of innate impieties And investigate the judgment of all infinities. Quote Prs God, frm whm blssngs flw http://www.zoelifestyle.com/jmccall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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