Administrators Naomi Posted October 30, 2004 Administrators Share Posted October 30, 2004 In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children [who are the size of walnuts] while cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear! Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 I quit shaving for the season in Sept. My legs are really beary right now. LOL Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted October 30, 2004 Author Administrators Share Posted October 30, 2004 </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr /> I quit shaving for the season in Sept. My legs are really beary right now. LOL <hr /></blockquote><font class="post"> Amelia, you are so cool. You said what I am reluctant to admit. I love you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Naomi Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Naomi, I love you too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted October 30, 2004 Author Administrators Share Posted October 30, 2004 Isn't this cool ... we can have a "love-fest" Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Bravus Posted November 1, 2004 Moderators Share Posted November 1, 2004 Just bearly... Quote Truth is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Um, I read somewhere that pigs have orgasims that last 30 minutes...That's right, I said "thirty minutes".... [Ahem] Given the above fact, I wonder now, how many of you would rather be bears? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted November 2, 2004 Author Administrators Share Posted November 2, 2004 Neil, guess that's a little more than skin hunger isn't it? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Well, kinda ..... I was wondering, after certain facts made known, and provided a choice, which you would rather be.....bear or pig ? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted November 2, 2004 Author Administrators Share Posted November 2, 2004 I vote to be a simpleton and choose to be a human animal? Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Quote: I vote to be a simpleton and choose to be a human animal? Awwww, you copped out..... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted November 6, 2004 Author Administrators Share Posted November 6, 2004 </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr /> </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr /> I vote to be a simpleton and choose to be a human animal? <hr /></blockquote><font class="post"> Awwww, you copped out..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blink.gif" alt="" /> <hr /></blockquote><font class="post"> Yelp, guess I did. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Sorry. But you gotta admit the human animal is not an easy species of which to be a part. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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