SMAN Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Top Ten List (David Letterman) 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson ... Paging Mr. Johnson. 6. Elvis has left the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped .... 1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted November 2, 2004 Administrators Share Posted November 2, 2004 Those are very funny. While #1 is graphic I think I would go with #2. Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Quote: Those are very funny. While #1 is graphic I think I would go with #2. Depends upon who said it...If guy to guy, #1 would be fine. And I would be very embarrassed if a woman said #2 to me... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMAN Posted November 3, 2004 Author Share Posted November 3, 2004 Personally, I think #5 is the least threatening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildofChrist Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 I am afraid that I would simply state the truth in a straight forward manner....well sort of. "Are you feeling a little draft? Your zipper might need some attention." Quote Wakan Tanka Kici Un ~~Child of Christ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottie Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Well, there's always the standard "your barn door is open and the horse can get out." I taught at a school where the statement was "XYZ," meaning, examine your zipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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