Stan Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you?) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted November 10, 2004 Administrators Share Posted November 10, 2004 ROFLOL ... thanks for the grins Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Quote: Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! That philosphy is the hallmark of [Jesuits! ] a happy man......And yes, I tried not too, but,,,,,,, I did it MMMYYYYYYYY Wwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beryl Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 OK, here's another who will 'fess up! I sang -- well, mentally, anyway! Quote "Grace is God doing for us, in us and through us that which He requires of us but which is impossible for us to do in or for ourselves." But He said to me, "My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness." 2 Cor. 12:9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Jeannieb43 Posted November 11, 2004 Moderators Share Posted November 11, 2004 Tee hee !! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> That's a good one! Quote Jeannie<br /><br /><br />...Change is inevitable; growth is optional.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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