CyberBaby

[SMAN]

Little Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then

I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom, and we met at a cyber-cafe. We

sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my

hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one

of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete

button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said: . . . .

'You've Got Male!"

[Barbara]

lol This is the first time I have laughed today thanks.

[Bravus]

These days we have e-stork