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Naomi

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An oldie, but goody

*It is with heavy heart that I must pass on the following news:*

*Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.*

*The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.*

*Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.*

*Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California*

*Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.*

* The gravesite was piled high with flours.*

*Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.*

*Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-*

*baked schemes. But despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a * *roll model for millions. *

*Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two childen, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.*

*The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.*

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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