Amelia Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Life's Little Instructions! ON A HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: - Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: - Directions: Use like regular soap. ON A FROZEN DINNER: - Serving suggestion: Defrost. ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - fits one head. ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT: - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: - Product will be hot after heating ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: - Do not Iron clothes on body ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: - Do not drive car or operate machinery ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): - Warning: may cause drowsiness ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: - Warning keep out of children ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: - For indoor or outdoor use only. ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: - Not to be used for the other use ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: - Warning: contains nuts ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS: - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal? Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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