Moderators Bravus Posted February 1, 2005 Moderators Share Posted February 1, 2005 The Sheriff walks into the saloon with his posse and addresses the patrons. "Hey, boys, I was wonderin' if you could help us - we're chasing the Brown Paper Kid. Anyone seen 'im?" "What's he look like?" "Well, he's got a brown paper hat, and a brown paper shirt, a brown paper vest and brown paper dungarees. He wears brown paper boots, he's got brown paper chaps and brown paper spurs, and he's got a brown paper holster for his brown paper gun." "Naw, we ain't seen him. Whatcha want him for?" "Rustlin'" Quote Truth is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Booooooo! Reject! Reject! Reject! Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Bravus Posted February 2, 2005 Author Moderators Share Posted February 2, 2005 heh, I got it from a thread I started on another forum called 'Groaners', and this one sure fit! Quote Truth is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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