Woody Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I'm not sure what your dog does ... but my dog has decided to not ruin my beautiful lawn. So when he needs to poop ... he climbs up into the flower beds. We never taught him to do this ... but it does spare the lawn. It also serves as a good fertilizer for our crops such as weed, opium and poppies. You know about all those illegal and giant crops of mine. This is the secret to my 11 foot growth of weed and opium. The mystery has been solved. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Gail Posted October 8, 2009 Administrators Share Posted October 8, 2009 We take our dog away from the house to some unused property nearby. She likes it there :) Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 Bring yur dog over to my place and help fertilize my crop. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shane Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 We just get out the lawn hose and blast away. The secret with that is to stand up wind when doing it. Quote Pastoral Family Counselor... Find me at www.PostumCafe.com Author of Peculiar Christianity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Gail Posted October 8, 2009 Administrators Share Posted October 8, 2009 We just get out the lawn hose and blast away. The secret with that is to stand up wind when doing it. Does your dog like how that feels? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shane Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 aaahhh,,, I haven't asked his opinion but I don't think he is that proud of his business that his feelings get hurt when we blast away. Quote Pastoral Family Counselor... Find me at www.PostumCafe.com Author of Peculiar Christianity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Gail Posted October 8, 2009 Administrators Share Posted October 8, 2009 LOL I had to get clear what it was you were blasting, the poop or the dog. Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 I was thinkin' the same thing Gail. But I wasn't sure if the purpose of the water was to stimulate the poop process ... or to de-stimulate the process. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Well, I had shared a dog with a significant other and (he)dog was accustomed to strolling thru the woods to release himself..he had marked his territory sorrounding the property...The kind of dog that make you feel secure. Help your dog to feel comfortable in any pooping outside setting...praise his action because.....you want him/her to feel comfortable out there.......rather than in there. (MH...you are a special dog). Quote Be Blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yes. I prefer the outer rather than the inner experience. We used to experience some of the inner but now we are relieved with the outer. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Gail Posted October 8, 2009 Administrators Share Posted October 8, 2009 You are relieved, and so is the dog! You have a happy family all around, don't you? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 Ha Ha. YES indeed. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted October 9, 2009 Members Share Posted October 9, 2009 Actually Redwood dog poop is not good for your lawn. Just to let you know. pk Quote phkrause Obstinacy is a barrier to all improvement. - ChL 60 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olger Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Dirty bombs. Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 Holbrook..you haven't weighted in yet...don't you have a dog? what do you think?????? Quote Be Blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 *GP Never use the waste of a carnivore or omnivore for fertilizer. Too much nasty stuff in there. Waste of the herbivores is excellent for fertilizers. Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatLakesGramma Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 *GP Never use the waste of a carnivore or omnivore for fertilizer. Too much nasty stuff in there. Waste of the herbivores is excellent for fertilizers. So long as he's not fertilizing food plants, it shouldn't be a problem. Quote Catherine God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Psalm 73:26. "To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you." -- C. S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted October 9, 2009 Members Share Posted October 9, 2009 Good point GLG pk Quote phkrause Obstinacy is a barrier to all improvement. - ChL 60 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 Quote: So long as he's not fertilizing food plants, it shouldn't be a problem. What about opium and weed? Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted October 9, 2009 Author Share Posted October 9, 2009 Well ... come spring ... I'll let you know if I have 11 foot weed again. He poops right where that weed grew. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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