SMAN Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 A blind man enters a "Ladies" bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I am a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler." "Now think about it seriously mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cricket Posted February 7, 2005 Share Posted February 7, 2005 So, a blonde man walks into an Institute for the deaf. Thinking he has finally found the captive audience he's been looking for, says, "Anyone want to hear a blind joke?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Gail Posted February 8, 2005 Administrators Share Posted February 8, 2005 Did God smile when he made blond(e)s? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Nan Posted February 8, 2005 Moderators Share Posted February 8, 2005 Or did He make them so we could smile ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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