What was that Answer?

[SMAN]

A blind man enters a "Ladies" bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blond joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I am a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler."

"Now think about it seriously mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[cricket]

So, a blonde man walks into an Institute for the deaf. Thinking he has finally found the captive audience he's been looking for, says, "Anyone want to hear a blind joke?"

[Gail]

Did God smile when he made blond(e)s?

[Nan]

Or did He make them so we could smile ?