Moderators John317 Posted November 9, 2009 Moderators Share Posted November 9, 2009 An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere And then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says .. "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, Disappear for rest of day." Quote John 3:16-17 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. [17] For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators John317 Posted November 9, 2009 Author Moderators Share Posted November 9, 2009 Me thinks so too. I live near a large Indian Reservation and spend a lot of time with Indians. I never hear them call each other "Native American," unless it's when talking to a bunch of "dumb pale faces." lol Quote John 3:16-17 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. [17] For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators John317 Posted November 10, 2009 Author Moderators Share Posted November 10, 2009 Can you imagine stories written by Hemingway about Indians where the titles are "Native American Camp," instead of "Indian Camp"? Or not "Ten Indians" but "Ten Native Americans"? Those titles sound ridiculous, don't they? When I lived with a Navaho family in Arizona, one of the daughters had "Indian Country" tattooed on the back of her hand. I just can't imagine her tattoo saying, "Native American country." Quote John 3:16-17 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. [17] For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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