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Orgasim?

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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Overeating

Overweight

Oops

odor

Oasis

Overstock.com

Oath

Obey

Obligate

Occult

Oil

Opponent

Orgy

Orifice

Orthodox

Outrageous

Ovary

Osmosis

In Texas our bad "O" word is:

Opossum

Sorry, had to appoligize after using that "O" word. I hate it when those O things get under your house.

~ I wrote this before the 4 letter clue. I guess it isn't the Texas "O" word <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Must be obey

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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Does anyone know why God made the opossum so ugly? Who could ever love an opossum? I don't know if I could love an opossum if I was one.

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Awww <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/129933-offtopic2.gif" alt="" /> baby 'possums are too cute. Adult females can retain some cuteness. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon_smile_sick.gif" alt="" />

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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Does anyone know why God made the opossum so ugly? Who could ever love an opossum? I don't know if I could love an opossum if I was one.


Hey..the Predator is ugly but an Opossum?? Not that bad..

Try a warthog..that is ugly

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Fun Fact: Opossums have more teeth than any other land mammal!

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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Trust and obey

For there's no other way

To be happy in Jesus

But to trust and obey

I like that song.

Obey is not a dirty word to me. I am happy to be commanded by God, just so long as I know for certain it IS God. It's the latter thing I have problems with. If I listen to my own fanaticism I can make myself quite sick and unhappy and take myself quite far away from God, plus make Him out to be unreasonable which He is not. But let God give me a clear command that (a) I understand exactly how to fulfill and (B) I know of certainty comes from Him, not from my head or from another human's judgment, and by His grace, I would be elated to do it.

In fact if He doesn't ask/tell me to do something for awhile I start to feel abandoned and unhappy.

Go figure.

"After such knowledge, what forgiveness?" -- T.S. Eliot
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How about this fun fact? I had to shoot an oppossum 12 times with a .22 to kill it. And I had it in a trap so every bullet hit.

They are all over down here like squirls are up north. Now one can sit in the front porch swing drinking lemonade with their arm around their spouse and see a squirl without ruining the moment. When an opposum comes scurrying accross the lawn the moment is lost.

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I don't know what church you go to Brother Jimbob but our pastor talks about obeying all the time. Are you sure it is an Adventist church you are attending? Adventism is all about the love of God. Some other denominations try to seperate obedience from love. Yet I have yet to see how that can be done. Jesus said if we love Him we will keep His Commandments. The Apostle John said that the love of God is that we keep His Commandments and they are not grevious. Obedience goes hand and hand with love. Adventists get that.

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