Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted March 7, 2005 Moderators Share Posted March 7, 2005 Way out in the winter regions of Canada, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) stopped at a care off the road, and stuck in the snow. The Officer noted a man slumped over on the passenger seat, sleeping, and with an open bottle of vodka. He knocked on the window, until the man woke up. The man noted the flashing red lights in the background, the RCMP and his window, shoved his care into gear and pushed down on the acclerator (the car engine had been running). He and the RCMP watched as the speedometer rose to 50 KPH. As it did, the RCMP began to move his legs in a running motion, at the side of the car. The drivers mouth dropped open. Finally the RCMP ordered the man to pull off the road, and turn the engine off. He jerked the steering wheel to the right, and turned off the engine. As the man was being handcuffed, he asked the officer: What kind of training did you have to take to run as fast as I could drive? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/coolhello.gif" alt="" /> Quote Gregory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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