SMAN Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 We are in big trouble on these!!! Trouble is that it's often the shameful truth. - New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." --------------------------------------------- - And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." --------------------------------------------- - Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings." --------------------------------------------- - Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." (And he graduated from Notre Dame)! --------------------------------------------- - Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." ---------------------------------- ----------- - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." --------------------------------------------- - Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton." --------------------------------------------- Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me." -------------------------------------------- - Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes." -------------------------------------------- - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweiight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at 6 o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." --------------------------------------------- - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." --------------------------------------------- - Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'" -------------------------------------------- - Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject." -------------------------------------------- - Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye." -------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted March 27, 2005 Administrators Share Posted March 27, 2005 Guess you don't have to be smart to make the "big bucks" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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