Neil D Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 WHERE TO BURY HER??? A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it for a moment and told the undertaker he would prefer to have the mother-in-law shipped home. Puzzled, the undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?" The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago. He was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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