April 1 is coming up......

[Neil D]

An oldie but goodie:

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter

and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the

discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations

afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the

atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of

the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case.

The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the

long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his

gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"

The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and

said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the

Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. And the

Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah

...and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said "Obviously your

client is too confused to know about, or for that matter, even celebrate

the atheists' holiday!"

The ACLU lawyer pompously said "We are aware of no such holiday for

atheists, just when might that be, your honor?"

The judge said "Well it comes every year on exactly the same

date---April 1st!"