SMAN Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 A woman goes into a pharmacy and goes directly to the pharmacist and asks for all the cyanide he has in stock! The pharmicist, very taken back asks her why she needed all the cyanide? "Well...you see," she said straight forwardly, "my husband is having an affair, and I am going to kill him!". Aghast, the pharmacist tells her that he can not give her any cyanide, that it would be unethical, immoral and wrong. He also went off on her having to go to prision for murder, that he too would be an accessory to murder, and he really rather didn't want to go there! The woman then said "ohhhhh...well here then!" She reaches into her purse and pulls out what seemed to be a slip of paper. The slip of paper turned out to be a picture of her husband and the pharmacist's wife! "Ohhhhh," the pharmacist said cheerfully, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription!?!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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