Members phkrause Posted November 8, 2011 Members Share Posted November 8, 2011 In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 60. > 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) > As I grow in age, I value women over 60 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: > A woman over 60 will never wake you in the middle of the night & ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. > If a woman over 60 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She goes and does something, she wants to do, & it's usually more interesting. > Women over 60 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. > Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 60. > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 60 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. > Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. > Yes, we praise women over 60 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. > For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. > Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! Quote phkrause Obstinacy is a barrier to all improvement. - ChL 60 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Gail Posted November 8, 2011 Administrators Share Posted November 8, 2011 Does this substantiate the poll findings that men aged 65 are the happiest in their marriages? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Gerr Posted November 8, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 8, 2011 > For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for > free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against > marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted November 8, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 8, 2011 Well Gerry I'm glad I could make you laugh. :) Quote phkrause Obstinacy is a barrier to all improvement. - ChL 60 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators John317 Posted November 9, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 9, 2011 dgrimm, that was good. :-) Quote John 3:16-17 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. [17] For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators John317 Posted November 9, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 9, 2011 dgrimm, I like that too. :-) Quote John 3:16-17 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. [17] For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted November 9, 2011 Author Members Share Posted November 9, 2011 PKRAUSE that was good and funny about women over 60 dgrimm60 dgrimm, I've always liked Andy Rooney. Interesting person that's for sure. Its really sad to hear of his passing away. Quote phkrause Obstinacy is a barrier to all improvement. - ChL 60 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Tom Wetmore Posted November 9, 2011 Administrators Share Posted November 9, 2011 Actually, it wasn't written by Andy Rooney at all... http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp Quote "Absurdity reigns and confusion makes it look good." "Sinless perfection is such a shallow goal." "I love God only as much as the person I love the least." *Forgiveness is always good news. And that is the gospel truth. (And finally, the ideas expressed above are solely my person views and not that of any organization with which I am associated.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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