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I'm getting a cord of wood for my neighbor, before he calls (like last year) and says the house is cold and the babies are crying. :)

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"Please don't feed the drama queens.."

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I'm getting a cord of wood for my neighbor, before he calls (like last year) and says the house is cold and the babies are crying. :)

If I had my passport I would scotch over the border and split it for you. I love splitting wood.

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You know,,, on second thought, maybe I should apply a biblical principle and get him a chain saw, and a permit to harvest fire wood from the Bureau of Land Management.

He's been a good neighbor, gives as much as he gets.

....something about a fishing pole comes to mind.

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You really don't want to hang out with me do you!?!?

I am pretty sure he would. peace

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"People [rarely] see...the bright light which is in the clouds..." (Job 37:21)

"I cannot know why suddenly the storm

should rage so fiercely round me in it's wrath

But this I know: God watches all my path

And I can trust"

"God helps us to draw strength from the storm" - Overaged

Faith makes things possible; it does not make them easy, Steps To Christ

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LOL

"People [rarely] see...the bright light which is in the clouds..." (Job 37:21)

"I cannot know why suddenly the storm

should rage so fiercely round me in it's wrath

But this I know: God watches all my path

And I can trust"

"God helps us to draw strength from the storm" - Overaged

Faith makes things possible; it does not make them easy, Steps To Christ

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Ha ha; looks like EC will be busy

"People [rarely] see...the bright light which is in the clouds..." (Job 37:21)

"I cannot know why suddenly the storm

should rage so fiercely round me in it's wrath

But this I know: God watches all my path

And I can trust"

"God helps us to draw strength from the storm" - Overaged

Faith makes things possible; it does not make them easy, Steps To Christ

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Ha ha ha,,,, well OK, but does this mean I have to hold the wedge while you swing the sledge to split the wood?

Nah, just give me a good splitting maul. I am Norwegian. Using an axe is in my blood!

We can take turns splitting and stacking

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I look at that and I see a nice table coming up...

"People [rarely] see...the bright light which is in the clouds..." (Job 37:21)

"I cannot know why suddenly the storm

should rage so fiercely round me in it's wrath

But this I know: God watches all my path

And I can trust"

"God helps us to draw strength from the storm" - Overaged

Faith makes things possible; it does not make them easy, Steps To Christ

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I consider "Santa" to be a fat, perverted glutton who let me down a lot when I was a kid. I don't actually believe in asking him for anything. I give to as many people as I can this time of year.

My parents would NEVER let Santa take all the credit for anything! Like after spending all their hard earned money buying stuff they were gonna let some big ol' fat guy slip in and say "I'll take it from here"? Hardly.

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LOL; you are funny.

"People [rarely] see...the bright light which is in the clouds..." (Job 37:21)

"I cannot know why suddenly the storm

should rage so fiercely round me in it's wrath

But this I know: God watches all my path

And I can trust"

"God helps us to draw strength from the storm" - Overaged

Faith makes things possible; it does not make them easy, Steps To Christ

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No snow, no ice ... safe travel for myself and others!

Good and/or improved health for loved ones.

For family not to ask what I want for Christmas. I understand their reasons, but honestly there is nothing I really need that is not much too expensive to ask for.

So I tell them "Lots of hugs, kisses and NO DRAMA"

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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My parents would NEVER let Santa take all the credit for anything! Like after spending all their hard earned money buying stuff they were gonna let some big ol' fat guy slip in and say "I'll take it from here"? Hardly.

LOL

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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