jasd Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . 'HEBREWS' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug yowell Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Obviously they were not health reform Adventists, but it was still funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasd Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 >>they were not health reform Adventists,<< Well, this wife may have become one... A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of chickens, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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