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You are capable of critical thinking.

You distrust mainstream media.

You like nature.

You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.

You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.

You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.

You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.

You have read a book in the past year.

You think you have the right to protest.

You think the War on Terror is a scam.

You think the War on Drugs is a scam.

You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.

You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.

You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.

You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.

You question whether the government loves you.

You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs.

You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account.

You don’t think the NDAA is the name of Kesha’s latest single.

You think rich, powerful and connected people should be subject to the rule of law and go to jail if they commit crimes. Even if they are bankers and work at JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs.

You think corporations aren’t people.

You think Warren Buffet is a phony and a crony capitalist.

You don’t care that Warren Buffet likes cherry coke, hamburgers and ice cream. He’s still a bad guy.

You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and confiscated from the American people. You know that gold bullion remained illegal for Americans to own until 1975.

You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines. If they are unable, their children should go.

You want your food to be labeled GMO so that you can make your own decisions on what you are consuming.

You grow your own food.

You buy raw milk.

You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations.

You are aware that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of ammo in the past year.

You question whether said ammo purchases are in anticipation of a Normandy beach style landing by Al Qaeda.

You think allowing a small group of unelected people (The Federal Reserve) to print unlimited amounts of money and distribute it as they please might not be a good idea.

If you answered yes to more than five of the 32 questions above, you might be a conspiracy theorist.

You also may be on the government’s terror watch list.

Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.

Einstein

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You know you are a conspiracy theororist if you buy gold and silver as an currency rather than an investment.

....if you are considering voting for a 3rd party presidential candidate.

....if you worry about the government monitoring CA for subversive activity.

... if you think government officials should be subject to the same health care and Social Security benefits as the rest of us.

....if you question that politicians have your best interests at heart.

...if you think your church has an interest in anything besides your salvation (like maybe your wallet).

.... if you don't believe that CNN and Fox News objectively report all the news you need to know.

...if you don't believe everything you read on the internet.

.... if you believe in and hope for the soon coming of Jesus Christ.

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Very interesting

phkrause

By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1}
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Even those living in Canada will be subject to this. The 7 parts of Nebuchadnezzar's dream and the 7 heads of the beast of Revelation 13 are being fulfilled here:

Babylon, Medio-Persia, Greece, Rome, The Holy Roman empire (including Papal Supremicy) the Deadly Wound (a short time of independent nations where the crowns are on multiple horns-represented by the number 10) and the deadly wound being healed, the toes attempting to join together but which ends in total chaos (after a period of apparent success and wealth and prosperity) in which the chaos is blamed on those who did not go along with the system, and the first to mourn during this chaos are the merchants of the earth because they no longer sell their list of expensive goods that comes from all over the world. Thus the 7th head is the economic cooperation that affects the buying and selling of every person on earth.

Canadians right now the crown is on your horn, but beware it will soon be off the horns and on the head.

And we need to be careful on maintaining the ballance of seeing the role of the Papacy during the 5th head and that the papacy is the moral voice of the developing 7th head, but the Papacy is NOT the entire beast.

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They are under American jurisdiction! There in North America aren't they?

phkrause

By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1}
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You missed one, Laz.

You know if you spend a lot of time determining who are. Conspirists, that is.

God blesses! peace

Lift Jesus up!!

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