bonnie Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Leno Pounds Obama on Benghazi-Gate Christian Toto 31 Oct 2012, 6:11 AM Jay Leno of "The Tonight Show" Abides By A Simple Comedy Credo: "Write joke. Tell joke. Collect check." You can add two more items to his list - "Read headlines. Ignore party affiliation." While David Letterman used his Monday night telecast to attack Republicans for trying to steal elections, an imaginary issue summoned from the far-left fever swamps, Leno is reading actual headlines for inspiration. Last night, he let loose on President Barack Obama for his role in Benghazi-Gate. “Well, ‘Don't Ask, Don't Tell’ is back - not for gays in the military. It's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya. Don't ask, don't tell." Leno also chided the Obama campaign for Lena Dunham's ridiculous ad comparing your "first time" to voting for Obama. “Have you seen that new Obama campaign ad that equates voting with sex? It’s kind of clever. It uses innuendo to try and woo young female voters.” “Like one line says,” he continued, “'Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. It should be with a great guy who really understands women.’" “But, on the other hand, if it is your first time, you might want to do it with someone who doesn't need eight years to get the job done. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.” Quote Everything you do is based on the choices you make. It's not your parents, your past relationships, your job, the economy, the weather, an argument, or your age that is to blame. You and only you are responsible for every decision and choice you make, period ... ... Wish more people would realize this. Quotes by Susan Gottesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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