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Ten Commandments, Southern Style


benherndon

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The Ten Commandments posted on a church bulletin in Texas:

(1) Just one God.

(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.

(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.

(5) Put nothin' before God.

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

(7) No killin'.

(8) Watch yer mouth.

(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

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I like that! it reduces it to a level everyone can understand with no room for debate ... the KISS principal,

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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Naomi said:

I like that! it reduces it to a level everyone can understand with no room for debate ... the KISS principal,


[ahem] I think you overlook something.....

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(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.


Over simplified perhaps???

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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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