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Amelia

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<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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dgrimm60 said:

If they can put humdy dumpy back together then

maybe there is hope


I don't think they put this person back together right in the first place....Reminds me of the doctor story where 4 doctors were gather around a table one night, enjoying one another's company and the shop talk. Subject: Type of patients to operate on....

First Doctor says that the best type of patient is libraians. All you have to do is follow the alphabet to put them together....

Second Doctor say that, like the first doctor, he likes mathmaticians...All you have to do to put them together is follow the numbers...

Third Doctor says that the best type of patient is engineers....If there is a part or 2 missing or even left over, they understand and don't seem to mind at all.

Fourth Doctor says that the best patient is the lawyers...All the doctors start sputtering and coughing. "How can that be? They'll sue you right off the first chance they get!" asked the first Doctor...The Fourth Doctor insisted that lawyers are the easiest patient to operate on..."Think about this", he says, "they're gutless, and spineless, and the head and tail ends are interchangable"......

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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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