Liz Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Liz Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Quote: Liz said: Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. [ahem] That's kinda mean,pushing people down stairs isntit? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Bravus Posted July 20, 2005 Moderators Share Posted July 20, 2005 Hehe: the physics teachers' version: Some people are like slinkies - not really educational until you grab them by both ends and give them a shake! <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Quote Truth is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 [ahem] I am begining to think that this thread is turning violent. pushing people down stairs, shaking them up.......Hmmmmmmm, maybe the moderator needs to say something..... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Bravus Posted July 20, 2005 Moderators Share Posted July 20, 2005 [TIC]: Oh, we're Christians, we're completely comfortable with violence, it's sex we can't stand. <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Quote Truth is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clio Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 I can't help it... I have to say it.... "Who wants to stand for sex anyway? It's much more fun in other positions...." Clio Did I say that?!? Yikes! Quote A heart where He alone has first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Bravus Posted July 20, 2005 Moderators Share Posted July 20, 2005 LOL - nice! Quote Truth is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Nan Posted July 20, 2005 Moderators Share Posted July 20, 2005 AHEM !!!! Bringing this topic back on track - reminds me of what I once heard "Everyone brings joy to this house. Some by coming, others by leaving" <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/Nixe_nixe02b.gif" alt="" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 [TIC] Now I have heard everything....First it's violence, then sex, and now I see that we don't want people at tall. :eyesroll: Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 </font><blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr /> we don't want people at tall <hr /></blockquote><font class="post"> Ok, no tall people allowed. Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 This thread is very [tic] tongue in cheek.... I like it. Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Im 5'2 <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/icon_salut.gif" alt="" /> Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 (tic)I am barely 5' tall and my dh is 6'3" and I can't stand for sex either. ROFL Liz Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Hmmmmmm.... 2 out of 3 girls are from the Southern States....marital note...Southern Short girls can't stand for sex. Oh boy...I think I need to go stand in that cornor...maybe with all the standing going on, maybe I will just sit down... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 ahem... boys and girls... go to your corner.. Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/oops.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/oops.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/oops.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/oops.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/oops.gif" alt="" /> Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Quote: Stan Jensen said: ahem... boys and girls... go to your corner.. I am here already..... Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 But what position are you in? Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Bravus Posted July 21, 2005 Moderators Share Posted July 21, 2005 Are you standing like a missionary? Quote Truth is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 (GASP) BRAVUS!!!!!!!!! Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Nan Posted July 21, 2005 Moderators Share Posted July 21, 2005 If you were standing like a good missionary wife you would be doing something useful....like baking bread or preserving fruit or something....I was not a very good missionary in that sense....and maybe not a very good wife either if you asked the fellow missionary of the day. <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cricket Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Some people are like slinkies: they get all tangled up in sin and it takes a miracle to straighten them out. Praise God for miracles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clio Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Quote: Ok, no tall people allowed. I'm good with that... erhm... is 5'5" tall? No? Yeah... I'm good with that. Clio Quote A heart where He alone has first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clio Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Quote: But what position are you in? Probably not standing..... Quote A heart where He alone has first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clio Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Quote: you would be doing something useful....like baking bread or preserving fruit or something....I was not a very good missionary in that sense....and maybe not a very good wife either if you asked the fellow missionary of the day. Now... if that's how you define a good wife... I'm a terrible wife... BUT... there are more important things than baking bread. And.... G*A*S*P BRAVUS!?! Erhm.... How DO you stand like a missionary? Clio Quote A heart where He alone has first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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