nuff sed Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said: DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE! As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!" From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash. Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'." "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge out?'" Nuff Sed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Swedish is good. They know their stuff. To bad he didn't listen to the Swedish warning. Good one 'nuff sed Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted April 4, 2012 Members Share Posted April 4, 2012 Quote phkrause By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Naomi Posted April 4, 2012 Administrators Share Posted April 4, 2012 "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge out?'" Second thoughts are sometimes good. Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. T. Cross Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Swedish is good.They know their stuff. To bad he didn't listen to the Swedish warning. Good one 'nuff sed Very true Woody.... Only Norwegian is better... just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olger Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Norge' good. Olger kraut. Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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