Neil D Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 My job search-- 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But, just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, But, wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, But, that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, But, just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, But, any way I sliced it.... Couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, But, eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, didn't have any patience. 9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but, just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, But, discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,But, the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, But, they said I wasn't fit for the job.. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, But, had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Gail Posted August 31, 2011 Administrators Share Posted August 31, 2011 You tell 'im, dg!!! LOL What is the difference between "humour" and "non-serious"? Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members phkrause Posted August 31, 2011 Members Share Posted August 31, 2011 Quote phkrause By the decree enforcing the institution of the papacy in violation of the law of God, our nation will disconnect herself fully from righteousness. When Protestantism shall stretch her hand across the gulf to grasp the hand of the Roman power, when she shall reach over the abyss to clasp hands with spiritualism, when, under the influence of this threefold union, our country shall repudiate every principle of its Constitution as a Protestant and republican government, and shall make provision for the propagation of papal falsehoods and delusions, then we may know that the time has come for the marvelous working of Satan and that the end is near. {5T 451.1} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil D Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 LOL What is the difference between "humour" and "non-serious"? I thought this was where we were to post our resumes for work....was I wrong in the attempt to ,,,um...get aquainted? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amelia Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 What is the difference between "humour" and "non-serious"? I think most people don't look that far down the list. With a non-serious townhall, we could probably get rid of the humor section. Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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