Stan Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 1. Men are obsessed with sex but will forego sex in order to watch football or drink beer. 2. Women are locked in a constant battle with their weight/body shape/hairstyle. 3. Career success is entirely based on your ability to impress your boss. 4. Mums are often harassed but NEVER depressed/unable to cope. 5. Any act of male stupidity (e.g. walking across a clean floor in muddy boots, putting the dog in the dishwasher, etc.) will be met with a wry smile, not genuine annoyance/anger. 6. Married men will flirt with other, younger women but NEVER act upon it. 7. Anyone with a scientific career will have a bad haircut and dreadful clothes. 8. If you work for the emergency services, you are a better person than the general population. 9. Elderly relatives NEVER suffer from senile dementia. 10. Scandinavians are, without exception, blonde and beautiful. 11. Women have jobs they never do in real life, e.g. dockworker (who looks like a model). 12. Children will not eat fruit or vegetables. Ever. 13. Both men and women find driving deeply pleasurable, never boring or stressful. 14. Men are inherently lazy/slobbish; women are the reverse. 15. Chocolate, however, will cause women to immediately fall into the languor of the opium eater. 16. High Street bank staff are (A) friends of the customers, and ( of slightly above-average attractiveness (only if female). 17. Modern men own a cat. 18. Hot beverages have miraculous rejuvenating effects. 19. Professional people have strangely trivial preoccupations, e.g. a female barrister who is morbidly obsessed with finding a healthy snack bar. 20. All women (except stay-at-home housewives) have interesting and enjoyable careers. 21. Any over-the-counter medical product will work instantly and 100% effectively. 22. Children know more than adults. 23. Women never merely hop in and out of the shower, instead preferring to act out some sort of soapy Dance of the Seven Veils. 24. School is a happy experience for all children. 25. Tortilla chips are the most exciting experience any group of young people can experience. 26. Playing bingo is THE number one pastime among 18-25 year old British women. A version of this article first appeared in the e-mail comment sheet The Friday Thing. Do you agree with John Camm's list? Add your suggestions of cliches in advertising, using the form below. Science's most important applications are smoothing out wrinkles and making hair shiny. Karen, Luton Yoghurt-based products can change your life. Want to be a brilliant dancer? Have a yoghurt! Want to do away with your natural preference for *attractive* members of the opposite sex? Have a yoghurt! Want to avoid heart disease? Don't bother with all that boring giving-up of stuff, have a yoghurt! Kaylie, Runcorn, UK Cleaning products will remove any stain in one sweep of a cloth. Razors glide across male faces and leave baby-smooth non-irritated skin underneath. Richard, Reading, UK Babies have conversations with each other about the relative merits of their nappies. Frank, Overtown, Scotland Women only wear spectacles in adverts for opticians. Michael Miller, Portsmouth, UK It's OK to racially stereotype eskimos Andrew, Derby, UK Everyone is either in debt and wanting to take out a loan, or seeking compensation from someone. Sarah, Cambridge Clothes come out of washing machines. Kate, Ottawa Anyone who is at home in the afternoon is in desperate need of a secured loan, a pension plan or no-win, no-fee solicitor. Daniel Landsberger, Enfield Lipstick will never come off. Katie, East Sussex Driving in a brand new car leads immediately to all other traffic being kept off the road. Dave Shane, Manchester, UK The last thing to emerge from an upended box of breakfast cereal is one perfect flake. The most important property of a tampon is its resemblance to a sweet. Jenny, Glasgow, Scotland Duvets are miraculously L-Shaped, reaching to the underarms of the woman in the bed but only to the midriff of the man. Poppy, Newport, South Wales Public transport is a beautifully clean and relaxing way to travel and you'll always be able to flirt with an attractive member of the opposite sex. Gareth Davies, Reading All babies spend their time being either naked and perfectly happy or clothed and asleep. Stephanie, St Neots Saving a few quid on a car insurance bill of several hundred pounds will make you ecstatic for the rest of the week. Adrian , Manchester, UK Women are unable to remove their glasses without shaking their hair down in slow motion. Norbert, London - - - - - - Taken from the BBC website.. Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michelle Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Mrs. G--that reminds me of something a while back ( several years? ) about trying to protect one's brain from ???? I remember a picture floating around--maybe this child is starting early. M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Bravus Posted September 10, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 10, 2005 People who are actually aware of what's going on around them are paranoid conspiracy freaks in tinfoil hats? <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Not so much a stereotype as an observation: the same magazine, on the same cover, has 'the easy diet that will have your body bikini-ready in 10 days' and 'our wickedly delightful triple chocolate cream cake to die for'. Quote Truth is important Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators LynnDel Posted September 10, 2005 Moderators Share Posted September 10, 2005 If a can says "made with vegetable protein" on it, it is a health food, no matter how many chemicals are included. LD Quote LD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swisskris Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Many North American made Vegie "meats" have an undefined ingredient listed as "natural flavor". Why do we assume that it comes from a vegetable, when it is used to make it taste like meet. I wrote an email to one company and asked if the "natural flavor" is from a vegetable source...strange, they never replied... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 The one I see missing is: Blondes are dumb or have more fun. Unless of course, I missed it. I don't know, it was a long list and it took me a while to read all of it. I could have missed the dumb blonde stereotype. Maybe it isn't "modern"? Maybe the dumb blond has been around for so long that it is not really considered a stereotype? Which really irritates me when people start doing that. I mean anyone can overcome their stereotypes if given half the chance. Hmmm, where was I going with this, what was the question? Liz Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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