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Mrs. Gray, please come to church with me this weekend. You know where Central Church is. I'd love to meet you. I really want to take a gander up your dress to see what's lurking there.

I have a strange feeling that I'll probably find your brain!

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Mrs. Gray is shocked at how forward you are, Ms. Wall. Mrs. Gray does not anticipate that the people at the Central Church appreciate it when you look up dresses to see what is there. Do you do that often, or are you one of those people they had on the news who put cameras under stairways to get those types of views? Somebody ought to call the police next time you invite a person to church so that you can look up their dress. Unbelievable.

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If there is global warming, they could grow oranges in Alaska. That would be good if you're an Eskimo who likes citrus fruit.

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<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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It has been so hard keeping this thread off topic. I'll make another effort before I head off to Seattle (Women of Faith) for the weekend. Here's an off topic that should be on topic with everyone:

[:"green"] God is good - all the time.

All the time - God is good. [/]

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No worries - I thought it was kinda fun. To those who haven't checked my blog lately (and if so, shame on you!), Chrys was referring to this:

Why does the love of money = 25.807?

Answers later...

Truth is important

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LynnDel said:

It has been so hard keeping this thread off topic. I'll make another effort before I head off to Seattle (Women of Faith) for the weekend. Here's an off topic that should be on topic with everyone:

[:"green"] God is good - all the time.

All the time - God is good. [/]

LynnDel

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LD, your right about how hard it is to stay off topic ... perhaps we should start an "On Topic Thread so we can all revert to being "Off Topic"

When I return from a trip I always have big stacks of mail ... most of it advertising. <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/icon_smile_sick.gif" alt="" /> Do people really read all that stuff and buy their merchandise?

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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Loved the idea of mathematically finding the root of all evil! Thanks Brave One!

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Wouldnt that be the root of 666 / 25.80697580112788?

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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Would someone kindly purchase me a Smart Car?

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You can order them here.

http://www.threepointmotors.com/smart/index.asp

Any colour is fine, just let me know, will take you for a drive, and even let you drive!!!!

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Looks like a "Hot Wheels" car to me. LOL Does it come in sizes? Small, medium and large?

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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Not exactlly the red convertable I visualize myself driving.

Will you really let me drive? hehehehe

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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Put the kettle on by SMS

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Scientists have invented a kettle that can be turned on by text message.

You can turn it on without getting off the sofa or on the way home from work by texting the words 'switch on'.

Orange joined forces with PG Tips to create the satellite kettle.

Called the ReadyWhenUR, the silver and black kettle is fitted with a radio receiver programmed with your mobile number, an electronic circuit and a tiny set of mechanical levers.

The high-tech gadget - inspired by animated inventors Wallace and Gromit - will be on sale from January.

PG are hailing it as the greatest thing since the Teasmade.

A spokeswoman said: "It could revolutionise tea-time. Now there is no excuse for not putting the kettle on."

<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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