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possibly the same stench as wiping one's mind on one's sleeve?


As one who frequently works on the trauma ward in a trauma hospital, I can assure you that there is a smell associated with cracked brains......or rather brains with large cracks in them

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the sound of one hand clapping?


I have heard the sound of one hand clapping as waves of air are displaced with the movement of the hand.....

However, I have never smelled the color [colour, for you outside the US] nine.....

And I doubt the color nine is associated with chocolate as then the name 'chocolate' would also be named 'nine'....

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Y'all are soooo weird. I'm glad to know you.

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Neil D said:

And I doubt the color nine is associated with chocolate as then the name 'chocolate' would also be named 'nine'....

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Nope! The smell of the color nine is chocolate. Cuz it can't be actually named chocolate unless it tastes like chocolate.

And EVERYONE knows you can't taste a color! <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

Clio <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/coolhello.gif" alt="" />

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And EVERYONE knows you can't taste a color!


Hmmmmm....I have tasted God and saw that He was good. thumbsup.gif

Why can't I taste a color? It comes from the same sense, the sense of smell.... and it seems that I have tasted a color before....The color red is either cherrys or strawberry....

I think that you can't taste the color nine though....

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No, No, No! <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/tongue1.gif" alt="" />

The color red is CINNAMON!!!

Erhm... Is Abba a color?

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Why is it when I eat Indian food that I feel like I should be using something other than my fork to do it?

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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Has anyone else received a chain email about boycotting Mobil and Exxon?

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Why am I always sooooo busy and always sooooooooo far behind?

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<p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>

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So do I!

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Because Purim and Nan taste much better than cold metal tines....


Has someone been speaking with Nan's husband?? And, while we're on the subject...just who is Purim, anyway?

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I thought purim was a Jewish holiday.

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Tasting Nan. ROFL <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/mittelgr124.gif" alt="" />

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Oh, BTW, Sept begins my 3rd month since giving up soda pop. <img src="/ubbtreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif" alt="" />

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Is Cookie Monster Jewish?

Why would the Cookie Monster be Jewish????

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Well, Cookie Monster eats everything. I figure, if anyone knows what the number 9 tastes like, it would be him. So, he would be the one who could tell us, possibly, what a Jewish holiday tastes like as well!

(You asked.)

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Christine Wall said:

Well, Cookie Monster eats everything. I figure, if anyone knows what the number 9 tastes like, it would be him. So, he would be the one who could tell us, possibly, what a Jewish holiday tastes like as well!

(You asked.)


I know,..:eyesroll: I asked...but the uh...cookie monster only eats..um.......cookies.... AAdoh.gif

There is no cookie that is the color nine.... tomato.gif

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Chrys;

Yes. Hands up!

Please try to refrain from putting dirty oops.gif words in print...

BRAVUS! ....... Isn't that a bad word she apoke?.... seenoevil.giftongue1.gifyucky.gifAAdoh.gif

The greatest want of the world is the want of men who will not be bought or sold, men who in their inmost souls are true & honest, men who do not fear to call sin by its right name, men whose conscience is as true to duty..., men who will stand for the right though the heavens fall.{Ed 57.3}

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My niece made a cake one day. It said 2 egg whites, so she cracked the eggs, dumped the egg in the trash and put the shells into the cake.

We came in so pleased at the sight of the finger licking good iced cake. We bragged and bragged and claimed we would eat it all gone. Then is when she said she really had a hard time getting those egg whites to mix up and could never get it smooth like it said it would on the box.

Our appetites got up and RAN out! It was a gagging, cracking, spitting occasion.

The greatest want of the world is the want of men who will not be bought or sold, men who in their inmost souls are true & honest, men who do not fear to call sin by its right name, men whose conscience is as true to duty..., men who will stand for the right though the heavens fall.{Ed 57.3}

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