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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)


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I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

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Arachnaphobia is a ruse, SMAN! It is our subtle way of going along with the idea that women are the "weaker sex". This way, men offer a "helping" hand when it comes to the heavy stuff of life.

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This way, men offer a "helping" hand when it comes to the heavy stuff of life.


Which only shows that women are what is truely behind the destructive force of the human race... oops.gif

I suspect that this may truely be... 129933-offtopic2.gif

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I've always thought that it is women who hold the real power in this world...

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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It's all in the wisdom...

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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I dont even have a bikini to wax.

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Amelia said:

I dont even have a bikini to wax.


Ah, but ladies, there is ......

Nah...I shouldn't say anything....It was a compliment, but not really kosher to say....

I am sure I could get into trouble....[sigh],,, again.... sad25.gif

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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Ellen said:

I'm just wondering how many readers (writers) here do the bikini wax thing. I certainly don't.

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Ahhhh, they say it only hurts for a little while!

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Naomi

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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In defense of the bikini wax. . . . women can get little ugly red bumps when shaving. Waxing allows you to not have to shave as much, thus avoiding having ugly red bumps.

Being in a warm weather state makes one learn about new methods of hair removal. A lot more skin is shown here a lot more often. The less shaving I can do the better, and oh yes Naomi. . . . it only hurts and is red for a little while.

SMAN we also wax our eyebrows. Same result less plucking. . . . . less ugly raised welts on the eyebrows. I am Italian would be a unibrow with out plucking or waxing.

About being afraid of spiders. . . . we only scream once then squoosh, however in my house I do everything I can to put them back out into nature because squooshing is yucky. crazy.gifwink.gif

Proverbs 15:15

He that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast.

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Reminds me of the executive who was in a hurry to get to an important meeting and didn't bother to read the label carefully on what he thought was his daughter's bottle of shampoo (Nair).........

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